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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:01 AM
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Man Chops Off Own Testicle In Dispute With Wife
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NAIROBI (Reuters) - A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday.

Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=9&u=/nm/20031222/od_nm/testicle_dc
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:02 AM
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1. *cringe*
What could make someone THAT pissed off? I'll show you!!! I'll cut off my OWN testicle!!! :wtf:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:07 AM
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6. Okay, okay! You win!! I'm afraid I can't top that!!
Wow dude! I didn't know you were so SERIOUS!

-- Allen

(For some people, winning isn't everything--it's the ONLY thing.)
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:02 AM
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2. Who hasn't tried that before?????
That's the oldest trick in the book.

Right?
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:56 AM
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14. Well, it works, but
...at the most, only twice.
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Rose Siding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:03 AM
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3. The left one?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:05 AM
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4. Man that takes ball!!!
:bounce: ouch!

I'll show YOU honey!!!
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:06 AM
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5. Ouch.
I bet that hurt. :scared:
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:07 AM
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7. geez . . . you'd think he woulda cut off . . .
HER testicle . . . oh . . . wait a minute . . . :silly:
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MadAsHell Donating Member (571 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:08 AM
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8. There must have been a build up ...
Somewhere in the agrument ...

him - "I would give my left-nut if your mother would move out!!"

her - "Oh sure, prove it!!"
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:08 AM
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9. HAH!
where do i send the bill for my new keyboard?

:D
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:09 AM
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10. "There! That'll teach you!"
"and if you want some more, you just keep it up!"
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:15 AM
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11. ROTFL!
Coffee all over my computer monitor!
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YNGW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:21 AM
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12. There's a Lorena Bobbit joke in there somewhere.
nc
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:23 AM
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13. Kenya believe you were the first to mention her?
Kenya :bounce:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 11:58 AM
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15. YEEEEEEOWWWW!
That hurts just reading about it!!
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