Post something bound to piss off someone.

[ohiosmith]

[taterguy]

1. Car usage is voluntary and should be avoided

[idgiehkt]

16. I may be avoiding it pretty soon.

I am always alot healthier and happier when I don't have one. It makes me feel more alive and I love to walk. Since I have animals I have to have one in case of an emergency, to run one to the vet. It sucks because around here if you are not in a car or on a motorcycle you are not considered as having a legitimate right to use the road. The first time I ever tried riding my bike on the road that runs in front of my house I was run off the road into a ditch twice.

[MrCoffee]

2. Sugar Smack really enjoyed her stay at Jesus Camp

[dolo amber]

3. The Baby Boomers ruined everything

[SteppingRazor]

9. Sometimes, the truth hurts

(Note: this is my attempt at posting something guaranteed to piss everyone off ;) )

[Broken_Hero]

79. HOW DARE YOU!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!

talk about truth on a political web site! That offends me greatly, pssh...truth and politics, bah...














:rofl:



:hide: :hi:

[LaurenG]

4. I wear "Jesus boots"

to mow the lawn.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Even LynneSin has to admit that the Eagles are a third rate team...

:hide:

[taterguy]

6. I thought Hotel California was a damn good album

[LynneSin]

21. Even MrsGrumpy realizes that Brett Farve is a hack

:hide:

[mainegreen]

7. Rock N Roll sounds terrible. Really awful stuff.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

8. I bought underwear at Wal-Mart once

Boxer-briefs.

[buddhamama]

33. Zomby's lying. He doesn't wear underwear.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

95. Pfffft!

Well, I used to, until Matcom borrowed it for an art project. x(

[SteppingRazor]

10. Enough of these body nazis! I should be able to smoke wherever I want! n/t

[johnnie]

11. Everyone here is an asshole

[idgiehkt]

23. damn johnnie

you're on a roll today...

[Bucky]

103. Except for that one moderator who killed the original kudzu thread

Whoever it was, they're going places.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Bill Clinton was adouche.

And I suppose still is.

[LaurenG]

39. and...

sticks and stones and stuff...:spank:

[ghostsofgiants]

43. I'm not being facetious. I think he sucks.

[LaurenG]

53. well I'm ok with that

I didn't vote in the 90's because I didn't like him and the other candidate was a republican. So sticks and stones to me too.












So are we in agreement that Hillary should not run in 2008 too then?

[ghostsofgiants]

56. Yeah, I'm not much of a Hillary fan, either, haha.

[underpants]

13. Liberals are bad drivers

trust me I have seen some dumb a** **** done by people with Kerry Edwards stickers on the car

[HEyHEY]

14. Fat actress!

[Name removed]

15. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Katina]

18. you mean soccer, right?

:silly:

[Katina]

17. I don't know why my button would piss anyone off

I think it's perfectly acceptable! :evilgrin:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

26. Can I please wear that button to work ?

[Katina]

83. be my guest! I've got more where that one came from...how's this one?

or this one?



or maybe, turn it around to this...



or maybe this...



and here's one for very "special" people out there....

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

107. I need all of thoses LOL .

[calico1]

19. Most straight, white men can't dance

to save their lives! :P

[trackfan]

20. In addition to being quite pretty, Paris Hilton seems really nice!

[Hugin]

67. She's just sowing some wild oats now...

Give her a few years and she'll buckle down.

[begin_within]

22. "Fargo," "Pulp Fiction" and "The Silence of the Lambs" are wastes of time.

Seriously. Compared to the great films of the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s and 1970s, those three films are disposable junk.

[Zavulon]

24. Everybody Loves Raymond is the funniest comedy ever, and

Patricia Heaton makes my zipper scream.

[Divameow77]

25. I don't drink with you

[MissMillie]

27. I remember that one!

that one was funny.

[Hugin]

28. .

There... That aughta do the trick.

[Hugin]

29. They're not real.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

45. Who wears glitter anyway?

Only total you know whats, that's who.

[Dukkha]

30. Hip Hop is not real music

and everthyng made today sucks

oh, and Oasis could't carry the Beatles' jock straps!

[Hugin]

32. Seconded.

Sometimes a consensus brings the roof down.

[LeftyMom]

31. I feel sorry for omni kids with thier fat faces and snotty noses. nt

[ThomCat]

44. Meat ruins their health

and gives them bad skin. That's why vegans are always so much prettier. :7

[LeftyMom]

51. And they smell funny. Poor things.

Hi sweetie! :*

[ThomCat]

55. This is fun

:hi: Hiya LefyMom! How are you doing?

[LeftyMom]

65. Pretty good.

:)

[Midlodemocrat]

34. The REAL reason LynneSin goes to the Rapture Ready forums

is that she owns those websites. She's actually a fundie.

[Hugin]

36. Pssst...

I knew it!

:thumbsup:

[madinmaryland]

37. Delete...

[LynneSin]

48. Yes and you are our top poster Midlo

Screen name - Midlorapturist

[madinmaryland]

35. Death to Smootchie was a horrible movie.

[Midlodemocrat]

38. Once I told ohiosmith that he was funny.

And, he believed me!!!!

:rofl:




:hide:

[speedoo]

40. Led Zeppelin sucks.

Truly a hack band, third-rate imitation of Cream.

[madinmaryland]

41. Owning a McMansions means you have republican values.

:hide:

[LynneSin]

46. I never had any intentions of giving Midlo my car

even if the spinach I ate was bad

[Midlodemocrat]

49. Nice, real nice.

Now I have to go BUY one.

:eyes:

[madinmaryland]

54. Is that the 20 year old Toyota with 300k miles?

[LynneSin]

62. My Toyota is 6 years old with 60k miles

so stop saying that!

[NoPasaran]

42. Oswald acted alone

[datasuspect]

47. vegans are the new communists

[ThomCat]

60. Does that mean

that we get our out country our two? I'd love to see a vegan nation. :P

[ronnykmarshall]

50. I like to smoke and eat veal.

and PETA SUCKS!

[Hugin]

61. I like to smoke veal and eat!

[azmouse]

52. * should be on Mount Rushmore.

Oh gawd... :puke: choke, gag... I think I just made myself sick AND pissed off myself!!!

[Hugin]

68. And on the dime... With Ronald Reagan on the flip-side.

It's a fact.

[azmouse]

70. Ohhh.. but why stop there?

Let's get every bleeding-heart liberal Democrat off the money and have only the good, decent Reps on our money! I'm series!!111!1!

[jmowreader]

57. George Bush is the greatest president America has ever had

[jmowreader]

59. And for my next trick, I'll praise the genius of Karl Rove

[Burma Jones]

58. Voting should be indexed to your income

The more you make, the more votes you get.......


Oh wait, it already works that way........

[Burma Jones]

63. The South is the reason for all America's problems

This is fun

[Rosie1223]

64. Jason Leopold

should be awarded a Pultizer.

[Hugin]

66. You know, who has a few good points... Fred Phelps.

(An oldie, but, goldie... Wrath of God type pisser offer.)

[momophile]

72. holy shit! you win!

that's one of the worst things I've ever read! Way to go!

[Hugin]

76. It takes practice...

I only wish it was original.

I need a victory shower now, yick.

[Juffo Wup]

69. Mike Malloy is a loudmouth jackass

n/t

[otherlander]

71. Exit wound.

[Radio_Lady]

73. I pissed off someone yesterday (NanceGreggs) so I'm passing the

pissing today.

[Radio_Lady]

74. Oh, I forgot. I'm eating lunch at the Olive Garden -- so there!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

90. I still don't understand why you eat that crap.

[Radio_Lady]

105. See? I told you I'd piss off SOMEONE!!!!! Hooray for me!

[tallahasseedem]

75. Office Space sucks.

So not funny.

[Broken_Hero]

81. I feel the same way about The Office

the tv show...Office Space was okay/good, and The Office to me is mediocre, dry, comedy...

[Initech]

97. I I I could set the building on fire...

[huskerlaw]

77. Keith Olbermann is an overrated asshat.

There. I said it. :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

78. Steely Dan is the best band ever.

:P :P

[BarenakedLady]

80. The 3 Stooges are just stupid

and totally unfunny

[patricia92243]

82. Republicans are wonderful, (Have I gone too far?)

[oncall247]

86. Don't you have to mean what you say for it to count?

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

84. I slaughtered my 2 arabians and served them at a BBQ n/t

[oncall247]

85. OK. I would like to know what happened to many great posters at DU?

I don't see many of my past favorites.

[Dangerously Amused]

87. Titty threads and posts serve an important purpose.

They are essentially roll call for whom to not waste time flirting with.

[jedicord]

88. Christians are disillusioned idiots.

And atheists really do have faith in God, if just because they have faith he doesn't exist.

[NoPasaran]

89. You know who's really hot? That Ann Coulter chick

[bridgit]

91. no...

:P

[skygazer]

92. Cats are only good for one thing

Chinese food! :hide:

[Arugula Latte]

110. Okay -- Some things you just shouldn't joke about!

War, AIDS, famine and the Bush administration can be funny ... Just don't diss the kitties! *Hiss*

[Deja Q]

93. My toilet has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.

:wow:

[billyskank]

94. I bought a Hummer. I really need it, because

a couple of months ago I ran into this guy, and hurt myself a bit, so I figured I needed a bigger car.

[EstimatedProphet]

96. I'm leaving Ohio and moving to Indiana!

That will either piss off someone in Ohio or Indiana...

[KamaAina]

98. Thomas Kinkade is the greatest artist since Michelangelo.

No, wait, make that Leonardo da Vinci. :sarcasm:

[Mutley]

99. I'm blowing smoke in my four-year-old nephew's face

Okay, no I'm not. :P

[BarenakedLady]

100. Abortion, breast vs. bottle, circumcision

That's all I need to say...

[Generator]

101. I'm committed to watching only ABC

I just think it's easier that way.

[Bucky]

102. When Chris Farley died, my reaction was "About damn time!"

Really, he's the epitome of the self-loathing fat guy. He was never funny, only manic. 95% of his jokes revolved around his size--and only that. He apparently was a bright sensitive guy, but he never used his brains to develop a wit or a clever sense of humor. For years I'd watch him on SNL and say things to friends like, "Well, here's the next one who's gonna die from an overdose."

By the time he got there, I'd already lost interest.

[blue neen]

104. Screaming, small children absolutely belong in fancy restaurants.

They are not annoying in the least and never ruin other diners' relaxing night's out.

[Generic Brad]

106. Puppies taste best when they are mashed

And with salsa!

[philosophie_en_rose]

108. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[ohiosmith]

109. You sick bastard.

[Arugula Latte]

111. Let's face it -- CaliforniaPeggy is actually a very nasty person.

Oh, suuuure, she puts on a good act.

Lies.

All of it.

[William Bloode]

112. A bit of violence can be a good thing.

Nt.