Favorite Real Genius quote?

[LynzM]

Too many to choose from, but this one cracks me up every time -

Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...

Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Mitch: No...

Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?

:rofl:

What's yours?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I love Val Kilmer in that movie.

So much.


Why is that toy on your head?
Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

[LynzM]

2. LOL

Dude, we should have a Real-Genius-fest sometime :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. That would be awesome!

Chris: You didn't touch anything, did you?
Mitch: No.
Chris: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for 'toy'.
Mitch: What is it?
Chris: It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?
Mitch: No.
Chris: I'm just kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

[LynzM]

4. I almost posted that as my reply.....

"Because compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot."

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Great minds!

:rofl:


This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

[LynzM]

6. So do true blondes! (though neither of us is....)

Dr. Hathaway: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?

Chris Knight: I got a haircut?

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. How come it's only you and me here?

Don't they wuv us? :o


Professor Hathaway: You still run?
Chris Knight: Only when chased.

[Briarius]

8. Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight: Not right now.

[LynzM]

9. A girl's gotta have her standards.

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

10. Thats a great movie...

but the one that got me was when they put that little chip in Kents tooth, and gave Kent the impression that he was talking to god...:) I picked that flick up about five months back, it was in the 5buck cheapo rack...

[LynzM]

12. Oh yeah....

When he's sitting in the house lounge, looking around, saying "Jesus?" and that guy walks by... that scene... :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Do you mind if I name my first child after you?

Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it.

[LynzM]

21. Love it!

I'm kicking this thread because:
a) it cracks me up and
b) it doesn't start with 'O' :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates,

who said, "I drank what?".

:rofl:

[lildreamer316]

14. LOVE that one. n/t

[ElboRuum]

15. My favorite quote...

Bodie: So... I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you... to the cleaners... Right, Kent?

[ElboRuum]

18. Ooh. Another one...

Mitch: <mumbling in his sleep about getting thrown in a locker>

Chris: <wakes him up> You should go get some sleep, it's not like we're driving or anything.

<Lazlo walks in, holding a big box of envelopes>

Chris: Hi, Lazlo

Lazlo: <stops, confused>

Chris: Lazlo?

Lazlo: <still confused> Oh. That's me!

Lazlo: I heard you were studying for Hathaway's test so I dug through the computer and found every question Hathaway's ever asked on every final he's ever given.

Chris: <perks up> I didn't get you anything! <points at box> Are those they?

Lazlo: No, these are entries for the Frito-Lay sweepstakes, no purchase necessary, enter as often as you like, so I am. This batch makes <some ridiculous number>. I figure I should win 32.4% of the prizes, including the car.

Chris: Kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?

Lazlo: Yes, well, I've come to realize that I have certain materialistic needs, and they made up the rules...

Chris: <pauses> So, where are the questions?

Lazlo: Oh, I memorized them.

Chris: Well, sure. <boggles>

Mitch: <sighs heavily> I've got to get some sleep.

Lazlo: Did you want to borrow my pajamas?

Mitch: Noooo. But thanks. <walks out>

Lazlo: <to Chris> Hey, he's a smart kid. He's gonna grow six inches within the next year.

and.... scene.

[grace0418]

16. "I was hot and I was hungry!"

I love that movie.

[Der Blaue Engel]

17. Aw, man, Briarius said mine

But there's always the one in my sig line. :)

And then there's: "You're all just a bunch of degenerates!"

"We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?"

"You did not!"

"This is true."

"I was hot and I was hungry!"

One of my very favorite movies ever! :D

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls....

[Floogeldy]

19. "You said doodee"

:) The announcer actually said "duty."

:rofl:

Those commercials are priceless. :)

[Elidor]

20. "...and Kent...stop playing with yourself!"

"It really IS Jesus!"

[CBGLuthier]

22. May I say, sir, I admire your taste in footwear.

Maybe not the best line but he said it to Severn Darden and I am a big Severn Darden fan.

[LynzM]

23. I like that one!

What else has Severn Darden been in?

:hi:

[CBGLuthier]

26. The President's Analyst

That was one of his best roles as a russian spy who needs his therapy.


Also Mother, Jugs and Speed.

He also had a good part in Fearless Frank, a rather bizzare film that starred a young Jon Voight.

Hopscotch an OK Walter Matthau film.

Tons of TV work too.

[mikeytherat]

24. More Severn:

"A bit of advice: Always. No. Never forget to check your resources."

"I think the young people like it when I 'get down' verbally."

mikey_the_rat

[ProfessorGAC]

25. "Not Right Now!"

You folks all know what question is being answered.
The Professor