Speaking of which... "Man's buttocks provide him with a new tongue"

[Bucky]

Man’s buttocks provide him with a new tongue
2006/08/25 (funreports.com)

...In another case a young man from Poland was able to recover his ability to speak thanks to the masterful skills of modern doctors. His misfortunes began the day Yarislav Ernst, 23, of Glivich, found out that his tongue had developed a malignant formation and that surgery would be inevitable. After the doctors finished operating on the man’ organ of speech they decided to attempt to completely restore it.

...But this time the surgeons’ achievement was truly unique: they managed to compose a new tongue for the young man out of… his out buttocks. “We removed the tumor and made sure that no malignant cells remained in the area. Then we collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from his buttocks and put it all together to form a new tongue, which we later sewed into his mouth,” – reports Stanislav Poltorek, the head surgeon of the oncological hospital in Glivitsi.

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. That gives new meaning to the phrase "talking out of your ass"...

:rofl: :hi:

[Bucky]

2. Serious question

Would you french kiss this man? What if I paid you like 12 dollars--would you then?

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. Are you out of your mind???

:rofl: Ewwww...:puke: Not even for $14... :yoiks:

[datasuspect]

4. why did the word "felch" pop up in my brain

when i read the thread title?