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Thu Sep-21-06 12:34 PM
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Think I'll create a new universe. Sorry I fucked up this one! :blush:
Next time: No Republicans, and more ice cream.
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| Tyler Durden
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Thu Sep-21-06 12:41 PM
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| 1. While you're at it.... |
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No calories for anything with chocolate, and a medium sized meteor strike on the "2006 Voter Values Conference," if it's not too much trouble.
What kind of sacrifice do you prefer?
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| Zomby Woof
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Thu Sep-21-06 12:49 PM
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| 2. Coffee sacrifices are good |
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No decaf, or flavored. I still plan on being a vengeful Old Testament-style deity, and those two kinds would stir up some pestilence and famine for sure.
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Thu Sep-21-06 12:50 PM
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| 3. Can you make ice cream a health food while you're at it? |
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Thu Sep-21-06 12:57 PM
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| 7. It has calcium, Vitamin D, and often... |
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Chocolate! It needs no improvement. :P
Mortals...*sigh* :eyes:
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Thu Sep-21-06 12:50 PM
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Thu Sep-21-06 12:51 PM
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More sacrifices. I'm getting BROKE here.
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Thu Sep-21-06 12:58 PM
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You're just a taco gnome. :D
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Thu Sep-21-06 12:56 PM
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| 6. are you there god, it's me buddhamama |
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Thu Sep-21-06 01:00 PM
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| 9. Judy Blume, is that you? |
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Would you like more coffee? :donut:
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Thu Sep-21-06 01:03 PM
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| 10. if you think it'll help |
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Thu Sep-21-06 01:04 PM
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| 11. Get rid of mosquitos too! |
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Damn things keep biting me and I'm very allergic to them.
Thanks! I'll leave my coffee sacrifice by the altar to Juan Valdez.
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