OOOOOOOOk-lahoma!

[SeattleGirl]

Sorry....couldn't resist! :P

[MrCoffee]

1. Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

Because Oklahoma sucks!

HOOK 'EM!

[SeattleGirl]

2. LOL!

:7

[hippywife]

3. I can state unequivocally that

you, sir, are correct! I am there and can attest to your assessment.

[gr8dane_daddy]

17. Why did God create Oklahoma?

So folks in Arkansas have someone to pick on.... :evilgrin:


Hook'em Horns!!!!!

[Ptah]

4. Ado Annie-

It ain't so much a question of not knowin' what to do
I knowed what's right and wrong since I been ten
I heared a lot of stories --and I reckon they're true--
About how girls are put upon by men.
I know I mustn't fall into the pit,
But when I'm with a feller...
I fergit!


I'm jist a girl who cain't say no,
I'm in a turrible fix.
I always say, come on, let's go--
Just when I orta say nix!
When a person tries to kiss a girl,
I know she orta give his face a smack.
But as soon as someone kisses me...
I somehow sorta wanna kiss him back!
I'm jist a fool when lights're low,
I cain't be prissy and quaint--
I ain't the type what can faint--
How can I be what I aint?
I caint' say no!

I'm jist a girl who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all.
I hate to disserpoint a beau
When he is payin' a call.
For a while I act refined and cool,
A-settin' on my velveteen settee--
Then I think of that ol' golden rule...
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a romeo in a sombrero and chaps--
Soon as I sit in their laps--
Sumpthin' inside of me snaps!
I cain't say no!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear Ptah!

That is a great song!

In fact, I love just about everything about Oklahoma......except Judd! :scared:

Hey, I hear you're going to be at Whoa_Nelly's meetup! So am I!

Won't that be fun?

[Ptah]

8. Shh! If you tell everyone, they won't show up.

:hi: :hug:

[trof]

7. That's always been my problem too.

Love that song.
;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Damn you and your earworm.

x(

[SeattleGirl]

10. *snork*!!!!

Like I said, I just couldn't resist! :evilgrin:

[Broken_Hero]

9. shame shame...

:spank: :) Any news on the Sonics staying in Seattle, or is the move to Oklahoma going to happen?

[SeattleGirl]

11. What else can I do to be bad?

You know I like spankin's!

Not sure what's going on with the Sonics. Seems every other day, they are talking about going to a different place around Seattle. :shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear SeattleGirl!

How did things go today?

Did the good Lounge vibes help? I hope so, baby....:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

13. I'll be doing a post about it, probably tomorrow, or maybe later

tonight. And yes, the Lounge vibes helped tremendously. :loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. I am extremely glad to hear it........

You know it!

I'll watch for your thread.........:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[RoyGBiv]

15. If I may borrow a quote ...

From _Major League_

"I hate this fucking song."

I once drove to Vicksburg, MS to meet a group of friends who had gathered from various parts of the country to tour the CW battlefield there. I arrived last, about 8:00pm, and when I walked into the hotel where my friends were staying I was greeted with a group of people standing in a line along a balcony facing the lobby. Knowing my "love" of the song, they immediately broke into a rousing rendition ...

I almost drove back right then. :-)

[Ptah]

16. Brand new state!

Brand new state, gonna treat you great!
Gonna give you barley, carrots and pertaters,
Pasture fer the cattle,
Spinach and termayters!
Flowers on the prarie where the June bugs zoom,
Plen'y of air and plen'y of room,
Plen'y of room to swing a rope!
Plen'y of heart and plen'y of hope.
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma,
Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.
We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine,
Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma,
Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.
We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine,
Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.

[Robeson]

18. ....

...:spray: :rofl: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

19. Hehehehehehe!

Gotcha! :evilgrin:

[Bucky]

20. I preferred the Jon Lovitz delivery of "Ooookla-hoooomaaahh!"

from the shouldabeen classic "You Win a Wedgie" TV game show skit