TOO FUNNY FOR GD! The Land BEFORE computers!

[Radio_Lady]

Memory was something you sometimes lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was from a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on a bumpy road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy,

. . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!