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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:54 PM
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My birthday is 12/02. I am, by proxy, a terrorist.
The logic cannot be refuted:

12-2=10

10 is halfway between 9 & 11

9!!! 11!!!!

ergo, I am a terrorist. (or at least a "person of interest")

I'm so ashamed.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:57 PM
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1. Huh...so am I...
Edited on Thu Sep-21-06 07:57 PM by ZombieNixon
My birthday's 3/7. There were four planes involved in 9/11 and two towers. 3+4+2=9. 7-3=4. 7+4=11. Ergo 9/11. :cry:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:59 PM
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3. Allah Akbar!
or Jeff:

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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:31 PM
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23. What does a Mon Calamari ship comander have to do with anything?
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:10 PM
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7. ... Me too.
o.0 :-( :o
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:12 PM
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8. I knew you were up to no good.
Edited on Thu Sep-21-06 08:12 PM by ZombieNixon
:P :loveya:
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:19 PM
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9. Always...
Especially if you're in the same thread. ;) :P

:loveya:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:20 PM
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12. Oh, right, it's always my fault.
:eyes: :P

:loveya:
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:22 PM
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13. Of course!
:P I was innocent before... *sighs* O8)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:24 PM
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15. Yeah...let's just go with that.
:P
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:58 PM
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2. My birthdays 12/1
so that would mean...12-1=11

AHH!!! September 11!!!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:00 PM
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4. You didn't show your work: C-
By your logic, you could be a terrorist on the 11th of any month.
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:05 PM
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6. Okay, like
December 1st is my birthday. 12/1. So 12-1=11, so september 11.

I'm not too good at math :P
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:19 PM
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10. We share the same birthday tiaras
It must be an 11 thing. :hi:
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:50 PM
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19. SUH-WEET
Birthday buddayz fo' lyfe! :D :hi:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:03 PM
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5. !!!!!!!!!!!!
:tinfoilhat:

:scared:

:hide:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:20 PM
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11. I was born on 6/6...
:evilgrin:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:29 AM
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21. The last four digits of my phone number are 0666, so...
...not only am I Satan, but I'm also directly linked to 9/11 thusly:

6+6=12, leaving one of the three 6s over. Take that 1 from the 12,
12-1=11 and then flip the leftover six (a byproduct of having its 1 removed) so it becomes a 9.

Voila, 9/11.

Proof positive, I think you'll all agree, that Satan was behind 9/11 and that he is, in fact, me.
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FoxOnTheRun Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:24 PM
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14. 12/2 = 6
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:27 PM
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16. Nice math.
But you obviously know nothing about the relationship between selective numerology and terrorism.

D-

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FoxOnTheRun Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:29 PM
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17. yep
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:32 PM
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18. Tee Hee!
:rofl:
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FoxOnTheRun Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:20 AM
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20. D-?
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:35 AM
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22. amateur!
my b-day is actually ON 9-11!
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