The widdy widdy woo of all captions

[BurtWorm]

"Hey, little feller. Could you say that again? I didn't quite get you. You think WHAT about the capture of Saddam?"

[omshanti]

1. aaargh! Mommy! Help! I don't wanna get sent to Iraq!

n/t

[MrBenchley]

2. "And what do you want to be if you grow up?"

[cosmicdot]

3. for goodness sake, back up with that 'bacca spattering and booze smell

[BurtWorm]

4. "How's a biddy boy? Such a BIG widdew biddy boy!"

"Eh, George, it's a girl. And that's her shoe you're holding."

[JasonDeter]

7. Let go of my shoe and turn around, I got a message for ya!

And who likes to have someone you don't know in your face like that?

[commander bunnypants]

5. I can dress you up in some dirty fatigues

Stick a grey beard and turban on you and tell the world we go OBL..


DDQM

[MadMike]

8. That wouldn't be nice.......

[wysimdnwyg]

6. Hi there, little feller!

You're gonna vote republican your whole life, right?

[bobthedrummer]

9. "Ein volk, ein Reich, ein Bush."

eom

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

10. I'm running up a NICE BIG DEFICIT for you

and all your little friends! Ain't that nice?