Please post here if you want me to biblically rebuke you

[datasuspect]

[joneschick]

1. do you need a reason?

or are you just going for a generic rebuke? Have at. :hi:

[datasuspect]

4. and whosoever

shall act as Moab did in the Kingdom of the Pharisees, let him know that his sins will be punished tenfold and the houses of his kingdom and his first born son will not be lauded and crowned with wreaths of herbs, but he shall rend and tear at his breast and curse his father. i am the Lord thy God.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. go for it!

[datasuspect]

5. O! ye that conduct thyself

as the harlot, whither shall ye seek redemption in the great hour of tribulation? for the lot of the sinner is damnation and the fire of hell is eternal. Know that i am the Lord thy God.

[matcom]

3. I am Matcom...

LORD OF HELLFIRE!

[datasuspect]

6. And so

as the archangel descended into the depths, thereforso did he also cleave unto one eternal truth that Yahweh did instill in his breast. His trial was one of faith and redemption. and he brought back the news and recited it to all the angels of heaven. i am the Lord thy God.

[matcom]

7. 'cleave'??? CLEAVE???

i don't 'cleave' to NOBODY mister :grr:

[datasuspect]

9. recourse to st. anselm in his "commentaries"

switching gears to 10th century scholasticism:

"and Gaunilon was alone with the fool. the fool queried, what is it that you mean by God? Gaunilon gave his reply and stated: "God is that than which nothing greater can be conceived.""

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. He meant cleavage

[Fox Mulder]

8. I am the perfect devil.

[datasuspect]

10. a tumult

arose among the angels of heaven when the unspoken was bespaken: it said, "i am Lucifer, the most favored of angels. what think you your lot should be any different than mine?" know that i am the Lord thy God.

[miss_american_pie]

11. I must have done something worthy of rebuke

:D

[datasuspect]

12. a great gnashing of the teeth

and rending of the breast did arise. the washerwomen and harlots tore at their hair and the heathens did curse their lot. for they were so prideful that they scorned their maker, and ridiculed him in their hour of judgment. their lot is eternal and is filled with hellfire. and so Jehovah descended and smashed the heads of the first born infants upon the rocks so that all of Judea could see his wrath. i am the Lord thy God.

[Bunny]

13. I'm feeling the need for a cleansing, so, rebuke away.

[datasuspect]

14. and his lot will be damnation

among those of you who disobey my law, for the blood of the fish shall not be mixed with the newly spun flax; nor shall a man go unto an unclean woman until she has been cast out, for the unholy discharge will also bring impurity into his house; and the wife of the brother shall not have knowledge of her cousin's third son, for it is unholy; nor shall mixed beans be taken on the Sabbath, the punishment is damnation, for i am the Lord thy God.

[Bunny]

15. I was feeling properly chastised until you got to the "mixed beans

on the Sabbath" thing. I can't believe you threw that at me! You know how bad I've felt since the...Incident.

[datasuspect]

16. the damnation of hell is eternal

whither shall ye seek thy relief when thine own head is smashed upon the rocks eternally by the fallen angel? for i so loved you that i gave my only begotten son, yet my gifts were so much pearls cast before the swine? did i not i show you my love mixed tenderly with wrathful scorn? whosoever shall disobey my law will find suffering as his lot. thus sayeth the Lord.

[BarenakedLady]

18. I am beyond rebuke

O8)

[datasuspect]

21. the pious pray openly in public

and yet they will not escape god's wrath, for their faith is as Abishag's was when he was among the Phillistines. empty faith and good works will hold no sway over the Lord thy God. ye are as sinners and liars, for thy bring shame unto the temple and make unclean the house of the Lord. be as the Samarian, and make thy prayers in a closet, unseen by the eyes of men. thus saith the Lord.

[BarenakedLady]

26. Yup you are so right

I am a sinner and a liar...

I am shamed...

Yeah, maybe not
:evilgrin:

[zanne]

19. Rebuke me for not eating meat!

I love getting rebuked in the morning.

[datasuspect]

22. and the unclean meat

shall not be mixed with the first fruits of the unconsecrated tree, for it is unclean; the blood shall be washed from the meat. the penalty is damnation. thus saith the lord.

[zanne]

28. Oh wow

I guess you toldeth me!

[dolo amber]

20. I thought I was gonna rebuke yesterday

:puke:

[datasuspect]

24. o! ye woman!

what have thou to do with me? when my own father had placed me in this suffering, you make unclean the altar upon which my blood is spilled! you will have much sorrow. thou wilt know the pain of eternal damnation! i am the Lord thy God.

[dolo amber]

27. Pffft...."eternal damnation"....that the best you got?

I'm married to Hedges, ffs. :eyes:

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. I am a recovering Catholic...

It was the rebuking that drove me away from religion.

[datasuspect]

25. the heretic is as the Negevian

when he strode into the land of the Greeks. he will be driven into the wilderness. shame and rebuke are his reward and he should be chastised lest the sons of the fathers know more sorrow than their hearts can bear. for whosoever treats this alien as his own will know my wrath. thus saith the Lord.

[reyd reid reed]

29. Oooooh....

Rebuke me, bay-beeeeee....

[datasuspect]

31. and Bethuel

went into his tent and courted his harlot and knew her. her hair smelled of cinnamon and her quaking breast was pliant and soft; forso came the bloodline of Bethuel in the house of Ram. she bore him 12 sons: Salathiel; Rahab; Pallu; Joash; Jeremiah; Abiah; Abimelech; Edom; Hosea; Jachin; Jahzeel; and Pheroket. from these 12 sons were spawned all the noble houses of Samaradon. in anger he spilt his seed and this angered the Lord. the Lord not once saved his rebuke from Bethuel and his concubine and sorrow was rained upon their houses and the houses of their sons. i am the Lord thy God.

[peekaloo]

30. Give me some of dat Old Testament vengeance!

[datasuspect]

32. make not a mockery of the children of Abraham

for the one god has one name and it is Yahweh. he will smite thee and rain ignominy upon thy kingdom as surely as his law is just. thus saith the Lord.

[xchrom]

33. let's see if you can do better than jerry and pat.

they've rebuked me plenty.

give it your best shot.

[datasuspect]

34. and the Samsonites came

and laid siege to the house of Samuel and his sons, for they wanted to have knowledge of them. Samuel cast his daughters out before the Samsonites so that they might know them instead of him and sons. this angered the lord, for it is His law that one must treat the alien as his own and give willingly of his own substance. the lord smote the House of Samuel and cast his sons across the farthest points of the land. there was no tribe that would have them and they were forced to wander the desert in shame. i am the Lord thy God.

[xchrom]

37. i gotta give you your biblical rebuking props.

lol -- the samsonites! i love that.

[speedoo]

35. The people on the teevee say I help the terraists.

So I must need rebuking.

[TrogL]

36. I just rended my garments

[Deep13]

38. "to rebuke you Biblically," thou Phillistine!

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. You need to rebuke the Repukes...

:rofl:

[CottonBear]

40. Okeedokee. I'm ready to be rebuked (please.) n/t

[Zavulon]

41. I am Zavulon, a Dark Other with a dark past. Do your worst.

[Liberal Dose]

42. I want to be smote. Or is that smited?

Who cares. Bring it ON. }(

[zanne]

43. I think it's smot. nt