what denominates naughtiness in the Lounge?

[datasuspect]

what are the conditions that will endow a male with the sobriquet "naughty" in this hallowed forum?


is there a litmus test for this? what qualifies one for naughtiness?

criminal convictions?

sexual prowess?

skill at being flirtingly silly?

i see lots of talk about naughtiness, but it seems rather tame, if you ask me . . .

[matcom]

1. you should have been here during the OLD DU

good times good times :D

[Midlodemocrat]

4. The fun's over.

No sex threads.


:bounce:

[datasuspect]

5. aw boobies!

i mean, shucks!

[matcom]

6. oh we had more than sex threads!

we used to get away with a TON of shit! :D

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Oh, I remember.

It's what made me go blind in my right eye.

[matcom]

8. no, that was my hot sauce

but i get your point

[datasuspect]

9. hot sauce stings if you get it in your eyes.

yikes!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Damn it, Midlo...you just made me think of a movie which then almost

made me spit Diet Dr. Pepper on my iBook.

Anyway, the movie is called Trick and it has a drag queen that looks just like Tori Spelling, who is also in Trick. Anyway, the drag queen comes out of a club bathroom clutching one of her eyes and saying, "I've got cum in my eye! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!"

Yeah, it was a pretty funny movie.

:yoiks:

[MrCoffee]

20. that's EXACTLY what i thought of too

my wife and i quote that line all the time. IT BURNS!!!

[bridgit]

14. ah, the memories...

[jpgray]

2. Naughtiness and tedium--they're cops!

[underpants]

3. BIG WIGGLY TEETERS

[joneschick]

10. what dominates? you want to know what

oh. d-e-n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e-s. never mind.:blush:

[datasuspect]

11. slave/master as a theory in electrical work?

[joneschick]

12. that's no theory!

I AM NOT going to get this thread locked.

[XNASA]

15. It must cost more than $100.

Any less, and it really couldn't be all that naughty now.........could it? It's just plain common sense.

[bridgit]

16. yeah maybe 100 bucks & a .10ct coke bottle...that should do it...

:thumbsup:

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. From what I have observed....

it is mostly claims that one is naughty. All talk, not much action.

:shrug:

[idgiehkt]

22. hmmm...

maybe that's why I keep hearing this song in my head lately

"Come on baby Im tired of talking
Grab your coat and lets start walking
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Dont procrastinate, dont articulate
Girl its getting late, gettin upset waitin around

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby..."

[Liberal Dose]

18. Knotty

[idgiehkt]

dupe

dupe

[idgiehkt]

19. kick

because I wonder myself sometimes.

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Well, for one thing, pictures that bend the rules so far they

scream. :P Heavy flirting, especially with intense innuendo. Oh, teasing and tittilating with naughty talk to the point of intense sexual frustration.

That's the DU definition of naughtiness. My definition is somewhat looser. :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. You would have loved the lounge last night during the "down" time.

DU never went down and almost the entire front page of the lounge was sex threads and only one of them got locked. It was awesome.

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. Dammit! I hate that I missed it!

:( :cry: I would have loved it. (And BTW, I think the mods are asleep this afternoon. There are a couple of posts in the Lounge that would've been locked hours ago if they'd been paying attention. :P :rofl:)

[SOteric]

23. Anyone who says they're naughty

is naughty. -It's a big tent thing, just like being a Democrat.