I'm bored. Ask me anything!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Ready. Set. Go.

[bridgit]

1. anything?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Smartass.

[bridgit]

12. i like Shakira, do you like Shakira?

cause i'm listening to her earlier: Pies Descalzos, album :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Yes, but I only have her "Laundry Service" CD

[bridgit]

21. for a minute there i thought you said you only had her doing your laundry

you know, McMansion and all :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. I think one needs a vast estate to have her doing their laundry service.

[bridgit]

26. possibly...

[MrCoffee]

2. if a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to hear it,

does anyone give a crap?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. No, not really.

[datasuspect]

3. what is the solution to fermat's last theorem?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. In the words of my favorite English teacher, I don't do math.

[taterguy]

4. What's your favorite Replacements song?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Androgynous.

[Haole Girl]

5. How much sleep per night are you getting?

Just curious. I wondered if you are sleeping better now. :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. It varies absurdly. Really, really absurdly.

[Heidi]

8. What is the sound of one hand clapping? (nt)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Silence.

[bridgit]

17. not if your 'one hand' slaps your forehead...

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. That's a slap, not a clap.

p0wned.

[bridgit]

19. not if your 'one hand' (c)laps your forehead either...

:rofl:

[_testify_]

9. Should I start Jerricho Cotchery or Lee Evans for my fantasy team?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Whomever you feel would be best. I don't know & don't care.

[taterguy]

20. Would you rather be rich or beautiful?

If you had to choose between the two

[Rambis]

24. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

x

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

[El Fuego]

51. African or European?

It's not MY thread, but I had to say it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. It depends. How poor or how ugly would I be?

[flvegan]

22. What are you wearing?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Yoga pants that say...

"It's all about me" and a green sweatshirt. Nothing else.

[flvegan]

30. I see. Thank you.

Yes, indeed.

[ThomCat]

25. Will we see you tonight here in Manhattan?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Yes. What time am I supposed to be there again?

[ThomCat]

37. 8:45pm

[LostinVA]

48. I'm jealous...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. You should be.

[LostinVA]

71. I am -- YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!!!!

More, baby, more....

[LeftyMom]

32. Should I make brownies or pumpkin pie?

I can't decide.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. I can't decide either. I love both.

Man, the health food store I worked at would make the most awesome vegan pumpkin pies around Thanksgiving.

[ThomCat]

39. If you make brownies

can I mooch some? :9

Yummmmm. Brownies. :7

(oh, and this vitally important post is my 6,000th.)

[LeftyMom]

43. Now I feel like a slacker, they're not even from scratch

:blush:

[ThomCat]

44. That's okay, you just got out of bed.

Take it slow. Ease into the day. :)

Besides, brownies are like ____. Even when they're bad, they're pretty good. :P

[BarenakedLady]

34. Should I behave today?

I mean starting now

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. I'm going to have to say no.

Unless I'm in court, I don't believe in behaving.

[BarenakedLady]

65. Excellent!

So I can now blame you for any trouble I get myself into. bwhahaha

[jonnyblitz]

36. are you going to be at Rue B early tonight if you are going?

I have to meet people at a gay bar over on the west side (chelsea area, i think) between 10:30 and 11 but plan to stop in early to say hi and visit for a bit prior to. :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. Yeah, I should be there before then. What time are people getting there?

[jonnyblitz]

41. I was told 8:30 or so.

I am parking in New Haven and taking the metro-north into Grand Central. a few other DUers are coming in that way from new haven, too, and i should be riding in with them if one of they can make the train they plan to make depending on the traffic coming from their area.

This is a last minute plan for me. I wasn't sure if I was coming into the city for this or my other event until yesterday.

[MrCoffee]

40. What's that smell?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. Sandalwood.

[NewWaveChick1981]

42. What kind of boat do you like best?

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. A fishing yacht, but since we don't have one of those...

I'll go with the Grady White. It's the biggest & fastest of our boats. Hmm...though the bigger of our Boston Whaler boats jumps swells the best. So I guess it's a tie. Depends on what I'm doing with the boat.

[NewWaveChick1981]

52. Cool...

:hi: FWIW, I actually won a boat (motorboat) my freshman year of college. I was home for spring break, and my mother really wanted to win a boat that a local radio station was giving away. We entered the contest, and my name was drawn. I didn't get to use it much because I was away at college, but Mom got a lot of use out of it. She eventually sold it, but it was a lot of fun. :)

[billyskank]

47. So -

you definitely don't fancy guys, at all, right?


You did say anything. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. Not really.

I've fooled around with some, but I definitely prefer women by far. I'm about a 5 on the Kinsey scale.

[flvegan]

53. So there's SOME hope?????

Yessssssss!!!! A sliver is better than none at all.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. Dude, that sliver is so small, you best bring out your magnifying glass

to see it.

[billyskank]

56. He already has a beautiful girlfriend anyway

:eyes:



Edit: superfluous "already"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

57. Yeah, but he's greedier than you, so he wants us both.

[flvegan]

58. I was thinking

of you, billyskank. Here I am being totally selfless...

Okay, maybe not TOTALLY...

[LeftyMom]

60. .

:blush:

[LeftyMom]

61. If you wake up in Johny Depp's body some strange morning

:rofl:

[flvegan]

62. I'd rather not take

a giant leap backwards.

Oh, he's fine alright, but not what I want for me.

[LeftyMom]

63. Well, there's always the option of waking up with titties instead

As an aside, am I really running down your list of options for having a prayer with another girl? I'm strange.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

66. If he had titties, he'd just be touching them all day.

As an aside, yes you are and yes that's strange.

[LeftyMom]

67. Very true.

OTOH, he did get voted as having the best man-titties in the lounge. I just like to pull that little factoid out and torment him with it every now and then. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

68. When I worked for Shakespeare Theatre of NJ...

I got voted best arms among the female staff. I lost the ass-off though, because mine's pretty flat. I did get to be a judge though for both the men & the women.

[El Fuego]

55. Delivery or DiGiorno?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

59. I'm a pizza snob. Delivery. Fuck that DiGiorno shit.

[El Fuego]

64. Damn straight!

[UrbScotty]

69. How is the sanctity of your marriage? (nt)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

70. Nonexistent. I'm single and naughty. nt