Grace takes it in the face...Nancy Grace's slutty side on Wonkette..

[farmbo]

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/nancy-grace/locked-and-loaded-202448.php

It’s either the craziest Penthouse Forum letter in history, a desperate move by one of those “crisis control” PR firms to save a celebrity’s image, or an honest-to-god tale of a tough broad taking what she wants and taking it with a smile.

It’s a dirty, dirty story. So you will certainly not want to read the rest, after the jump.

Update: The apparently deleted craigslist post is reprinted below. We hope you’re all proud of yourselves.

We are speaking of CNN/Court TV crime star Nancy Grace and a bizarre Craigslist post claiming she jumped this dude who had been a guest on her show months earlier.<snip>

It seems Nancy is compensating her (male) guests well in excess of the union scale.

True or no...an amusing read

[Bunny]

1. I wonder if the Flaming Nostrils of Justice got fired up during the

encounter. :shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Ummmm....

Nancy Grace? Ewww.... that's like doing that with Barbara Bush... :yoiks: Now if it had been a hot liberal journalist, that would be something to brag about.... :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Aww...Christ...

you just hurt my brain. Gah...

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Sorry about that...

...but you KNOW it's true... :rofl: OK, if it hurts that much, we'll say LAURA Bush then... :yoiks:

[_testify_]

6. I give her credit for not dodging.

[MrCoffee]

7. .

:spray:

[kay1864]

5. I call BS on this story...

I'm thinking concierges do *not* hand out room keys, even to "celebrities" like Lackof Grace. Why would they? Worst case is they lose their job. Best case is a $20 tip from Graceless. Why risk your job?

(anyone out there who's worked in swanky hotels, please chime in...)

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Makes sense.

Unless she had some sort of "agreement" with the concierge, or the concierge was receiving certain favors from her.... :yoiks:

[LeftyMom]

9. Bullshit

You can't move guide a guy from navel level to face level in mid ejaculation without halfway ripping his dick off. If the fellow really does have loads that last that long, he should quit posting wankfests on CL and do real porn.

[Orrex]

10. Au contraire, LeftyMom: there once was a man from Nantucket

But I don't believe that the marksman in question was from that fine town.

[LeftyMom]

12. Well if the target is on her back

he'd have to reposition his body some, because aim alone won't move it that far after the first spurt or two. Unless he's a freak and needs to find work in adult cinema, anyhow.

God, I can't believe I'm discussing the finer points of sperm trajectory on the internets. :eyes:

[_testify_]

13. Really, though, is there any place better to discuss it?

[Orrex]

15. Oh, please

You're totally ignoring the Exorcist/Spinning-Head factor here. Are you telling me that Nancy "So-Called" Grace can't rotate her grinning skull a full 180° in time to receive the offering of the man from Nantucket?

To that, I call bullshit.

[kay1864]

16. I hereby nominate LeftyMom for Post of the Week...

"I can't believe I'm discussing the finer points of sperm trajectory on the internets."

:spray:

:thumbsup:

[seemunkee]

11. Best reply ever

Oh, and IBTL

[farmbo]

14. Wait a minute...Didn't she book Ron Jeremy last January?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy

The Mystery Poster is revealed!

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. OK, you've got to be kidding me... This thread isn't locked YET???

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

18. Locking.

Ewwwww, please.



Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator