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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:09 PM
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More trouble for the Bush Whitehouse
On a recent visit to the UK, Bush accepted an invitation to dine with the family of a certain wealthy dignitary who shall remain nameless. The dinner was exquisite, and Bush was granted the seat of honor at the head of the table. The dignitary was seated opposite, while his son and daughter sat at one side of the table. The wife of the dignitary was not present however.

"Please forgive my wife's absence," said the dignitary. "She felt ill and had to rest. Her physician says that she has acute angina."

"I understand," said Bush. "She's got nice boobs, too."

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nyuk nyuk nyuk

I gotta million of 'em!

:rofl:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:42 PM
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1. I was gonna mention the Brazilian joke...
...but then I saw your sig line.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:43 PM
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2. i've never heard the Brazilian joke.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:45 PM
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3. My sigline is the most sublime haiku in the history of literature
And I can bust a mean limerick, to boot.

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
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