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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:25 PM
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Domestic Spys Needed.....
Now YOU can help protect America from the comfort of your own home. Simply enter the names of suspicious persons, and Super Spy-O-Matic instantly cross-references NSA domestic phone, e-mail, travel and banking databases to expose shockingly seditious behavior and attitudes!


http://www.superspyomatic.us/
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:32 PM
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1. So,
what's it pay?
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:55 PM
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4. shhhhh?
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:34 PM
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2. Here's what it's telling me....
George Bush's Social Security number is 593-30-2994.


This is fun! :evilgrin: If only it were true...
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:00 PM
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7. I got for George W. Bush:
George W. Bush thinks EGYPTIAN cotton kicks American cotton's ass.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:42 PM
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3. Well, it's pretty accurate. I got:
"RT Redstone thinks that captured terrorist masterminds should be imprisoned at Club Med."

Yup. It would be MUCH worse than Gitmo, because they'd have all that bikinied babelicitude to look at, but not be able to get to.

Hey, that's the reason I never go to the beach. It really IS torture.

Redstone
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:56 PM
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5. Lock me up!!!! Throw away the key!!!
Edited on Fri Sep-22-06 08:57 PM by GOPisEvil
"GOPisEvil once conceived a mixed-race child while copulating to The Dixie Chicks in the back of a van."



:rofl:
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:57 PM
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6. For Democratic Underground it sez:
Instead of singing the Star-Spangled Banner at baseball games, Democratic Undergound mumbles the lyrics to "Kumbaya."

:evilgrin:
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:01 PM
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8. Sez this for George H.W. Bush too
Oh dear :shrug:
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:03 PM
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9. Condi...
Condelezza Rice used to have a "Support the Troops" magnetic car ribbon, but took it off.
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:07 PM
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10. Catchawave...oh my...
catchawave bedazzles anti-war quilts.
Well, I did DO two anti-war protests this past year.

This is !!series!! stuff :D

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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:09 PM
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11. elad !
elad caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:10 PM
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12. EarlG
earlg self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif.

LOLOLOL...have fun DUers :hi:
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:15 PM
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13. I typed in Bill Frist, and I got this:
After defecating, Bill Frist uses little American flags as toilet paper!
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:29 PM
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14. William Pitt....
William Pitt once conceived a mixed-race child while copulating to The Dixie Chicks in the back of a van.

It's sorta mo' fun using DUer names too :bounce:

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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 09:36 PM
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15. California Peggy...
California Peggy prefers Middle Eastern "hummus" to all-American Lipton onion dip.

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