I wrote this one a few years back.

[mac56]

Thought it may be time to bring it around again.

In the manner of Gilbert and Sullivan:

I am the very model of a partisan Republican.
I whine about my taxes much more loudly than the public can.
I know about Bill Clinton, and can dish the dirt historical
From Gennifer to Monica, in order categorical.
I praise the war on terror in a manner of tautology.
I love deregulation, both of media and ecology.
I fawn on right-wing pundits to the level of insanity
With many useful facts about Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity.
And my theocratic notions gave the White House the authority
To bar civil protection from each immigrant and minority.
Because I can afford to live much better than the public can -
I am the very model of a partisan Republican!

[lizziegrace]

1. I like this!

Very good. Too bad it's so true. :(

[joneschick]

2. that rocks!

that would be great to break out if you happened to get hold of a microphone at a protest rally.

[Bossy Monkey]

3. K & R n/t