Friday night, and not ONE SINGLE locked thread on the Lounge front page

[flvegan]

If I weren't so proud of you folks (:hi: Mods!) I'd be absolutely flabbergasted at the thought.

[LeftyMom]

1. I think we're all still tired from last night's sexthreadathon

:boring:

[petronius]

2. The Lounge may have finally jumped the shark...

but it's still early out here on the Left Coast, so let's not give up yet...

[LeftyMom]

3. I don't see him helping either

:evilgrin:

[petronius]

4. Yeah, what the hell!?

Guy starts a thread identifying a problem, and refuses to be part of the solution? He probably went out to spank unruly children at Olive Garden while smoking indoors and watching Fat Actress on a boat, or something...

[LeftyMom]

6. Well, he probably wants to spank somebody...

See, an opening you could drive a truck though! Show the lounge how it's done. :D

[petronius]

10. Oh, that's good - so many openings I'm rigid ... I mean paralyzed...

with indecision. I think we'll have to go with a discussion of how the OP is gonna have to spank his own monkey unless he's got arms like Rubberman...

[flvegan]

19. You're rigid for these openings?

How...quaint. heeeeee heeeeeeee!!!!

[petronius]

23. So I made an attempt to fix the problem you identified, but it's sinking

fast...

(And yes, openings often make me rigid with anticipation! }( )

[lizziegrace]

5. It wasn't for lack of trying.

:evilgrin:

I'm just not as good at it as others.

[GOPisEvil]

8. No kidding.

It's not my fault I'm good at double entendre. :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

9. Go slow and use a lot of lube.

God, you people make this so easy. :)

[GOPisEvil]

12. I learn better with visual aids.

Got some pictures, or better yet a short movie?

[LeftyMom]

13. Tons of both

Ask the OP. :D

[lizziegrace]

14. G'head GOPisEvil

g'head...

:popcorn:

[GOPisEvil]

15. Hey, it's HIS tombstone...

...but I could never be an accomplice to a banning like that.




Well, maybe for someone I didn't like...

[flvegan]

16. I have both, thank you.

Pics and short movies of a certain DUer (in this thread)...

Guess which one and what she's doing?

Then, and only then, may you alert.

GO!!!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Man, I'm not sure you want those dark corners of my imagination

unleashed on the lounge. :scared:

[flvegan]

18. Oh, come now...it's Friday night...

BTW, I said "pooping" to a Mod last night. It was really cool.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Isn't that a bodily function?

And yet you survived. I'm perplexed.

[flvegan]

21. What? It being Friday night, or

coming now? I'm paraphrasing, not suggesting, of course.

[GOPisEvil]

24. It's Friday?

Oh wait, huh? I've had a few too many drinks tonight I think.

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Sexy Sex Sex Olive Garden Corn Flakes. Brazillian!

Second verse. Same as the First!

[crim son]

11. I'm sick of lounge flirting and sex.

I want the real thing. Where the hell is my man? Anybody have any ideas? I'm not drinking tonight - at least, I haven't started. Maybe if I do he'll magically appear. :*

[benny05]

22. Sounds good to me

Love suggestion, but that is what it should be.

[smtpgirl]

25. Just let me get a few more Loose Cannons in me

I will get LOCKED OUT, I'm waiting !!!



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[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. My dear flvegan!

Last night was amazing, wasn't it?

And tonight.......well, it's not that late here on the West Coast!

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Let's just see what we can do about that.

[idgiehkt]

28. woohoo!

you go girl! DA is in the hizzouse!

:woohoo:

[Dangerously Amused]

29. Heya. I think we should tag-team him.

[idgiehkt]

30. lol.

I've about worn myself out on Hey Hey's cock ring, though, lol.

[Redstone]

31. Well, I'm tired tonight. And not able to walk well.

Do I get excused?

Redstone

[Jamastiene]

32. Jama makes a circle with one thumb and forefinger

and places the circle over her mouth toward flvegan. :evilgrin:

Nah, I'm just kidding. You are right about the mods doing an excellent preventative maintenance job when it comes to sex threads. :pals: