Big Beautiful Wood

[petronius]

(A copycat tribute to something I woke up with this morning...)

[crim son]

1. A hand carved Victorian sideboard?

While you woke with it, I was hoping to get my hands on one :evilgrin:

[petronius]

2. They're surprisingly common...

I imagine if you look around a bit you'll find one - perhaps not Victorian, but functional nonetheless. ;)

[crim son]

3. I guess that, as much as I enjoy the one piece,

I really require the entire set. That's a lot harder to locate, especially if you're looking for the perfect one :)

[petronius]

5. You're right - it's a lot tougher when you have standards...

I understand some people go to furniture consultants for professional service...

[crim son]

7. I suppose.

That's not my way. In the real world, I am too often approached with offers of the sideboard alone. One of these times it will be accompanied by some quality accessories. In the meantime, I'll have to do without!

[Deja Q]

4. The bigger the better, I'd hope?

O8) :blush:

[petronius]

6. It depends on the application...

But in general, you're right! :D

[crim son]

8. Oh, certainly.

I prefer it that way, truly. You?

[Fox Mulder]

9. I always wake up with wood...

[Generic Brad]

10. Saw a sign tonight that said "Fire Wood"

My daughter noticed it first and commented that was a horrible thing to put on a sign outside of a business. She was apalled. "What's so bad about selling fire wood?" I asked. "Why is that upsetting to you?" She sat there a moment, digested what I said, and then burst out laughing. "I thought they had just fired some guy named 'Wood'!"

[petronius]

11. I like the way she thinks! Dark, yet sympathetic...

:rofl:

[Generic Brad]

12. The girls got skills

I shudder to think how she will interpret things when she becomes a teenager. This is the same kid who asked me a few years back if she could have everything in my wallet after I died.

[petronius]

13. She's a lateral thinker, alright...

I bet the wallet thing tingled your spine a bit!

[Generic Brad]

14. Not really. She was really young then.

I don't feel the need to sleep with one eye open.

[Writer]

15. Morning. My favorite part of the day...

when Mr. Writer arises. Seriously, no pun intended. ;)