Please allow me to introduce myself (A song in pictures)

[MrScorpio]

I’m a man of wealth and taste



I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was ’round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain



Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name



But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change



Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank



When the blitzkrieg raged



And the bodies stank



Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah



I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made



I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me





Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay





Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game



Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer



’cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste



Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down



Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame



Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What’s me name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name



Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah






(I first did this over two years ago. Recent events have made it even more relevant)

[SeattleGirl]

1. Wow, great job, MrS.

I missed this when you originally posted it. Thanks for posting it again. And you're right -- it IS even more relevant.

[spacelady]

2. Thank you MrScorpio, this pictorial anthology is worth

a brazillion words....okay now that song will be niggling the back of my brain for the unforeseeable future. Good Stuff.

[Bullwinkle925]

3. Very well done. There are no words to express my anger with that

piece of shit.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear MrScorpio........

This is amazing......and awful all at the same time!

Very well done, sweetie!

Thank you........:toast:

[idgiehkt]

5. very nice, I have some questions.

who is the lady in the green coat that is shown in the body bag?
who is the young blonde woman beside the younger Bush?
where are Bush and Putin standing with the background that looks kind of like Delph, what is that?
anyone, anyone?

Mr. Scorpio I tried to get into your radio show last night but when I pulled up the website all the little buttons for the control panel said 'undefined', probably something stupid with my computer...I want to listen to it so if you think I did something wrong or there is another link let me know.

[MrScorpio]

7. Answers

The woman was Iraqi journalist Atwar Bahjat.

She was kidnapped and brutally slain while covering a story for al-Arabiya

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atwar_Bahjat

One of too many journalists slain during Bushes war.

The blonde? A former UT student and baton twirler, Dr. Coral Noonan

http://www.texastwirler.com/

That Delph is part of St Catherine's Palace in St. Petersburg

http://www.usembassy.ru/bilateral/bilateral.php?record_id=visit_bush2002

http://images.google.com/images?hs=7ge&hl=en&lr=&newwindow=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=st%20catherine's%20palace&btnG=Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

The radio show:

I assume that you hit the play button.

I have mines' set up to play in iTunes. Here's the info

http://wiki.live365.com/pmwiki.php?n=Listening.ListeningWithWinAmpWindowsMediaPlayerEtc


Anything else I can help you with?

[bridgit]

6. nice stuff, S, and thank you for reminding me what a buffoon we have...

for a president x(

[Evoman]

8. Hmm..I don't get it. Just what are you trying to say?

Lol..kidding. I thought it was great (although I don't believe bush is Satan..since I don't believe in Satan, Bush is a lot worse).