Breaking! Jessica Lynch killed Bin Laden!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Why not?

[razors edge]

1. Then she

resuscitated Pat Tillman and pulled an overturned abrams from the river with her bare hands.

I think I watched fux news one too many times.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Darn. You gave it away!

[razors edge]

5. I'm sure rovers got a million of em.

[zonkers]

4. ...with the candlestick in the library?

[razors edge]

6. I thought Bolton looked like Col Mustard!

[zonkers]

7. No doubt. And while we're playing "separated at birth" doesn't Armitage

look like Brian Doyle Murray?

P.S. Bolton gives me the uber creeps in a primal freaky way.

[razors edge]

8. Hastert and Fat Bastard?

[zonkers]

9. Nice. edited/added fotos.

[jimshoes]

12. To be honest,

if Armitage stuck a lightbulb in his mouth, he'd look exactly like Uncle Fester from the old Addams Family series.

[zonkers]

17. If Armitage ever does SNL, THAT would be a great bit.

[NewJeffCT]

16. Not only that

She used CPR to revive one fellow from the tank, and performed makeshift open-heart surgery on another wounded soldier, who also happened to be a handsome and wealthy bachelor. After saving him, he proposed to her using a diamond that Pat Robertson flew in special just for him... and, you know how it goes. They lived happily ever after.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. On edit, she kiled him with her knife after she ran out of bullets?

Hell, he was darker and looked different than Uncle Cy!

[catmandu57]

14. Well, I heard she beat him senseless with a stick

then punched a hole through his chest with her bare hand and ripped his still beating heart out to show him. Then she tore his head off and took a massive strinking dump down his windpipe.
That's the way I heered it.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

18. Yeah! That's what I heard to! Except that she had lost 37 pints of blood

beforehand!

[unblock]

10. so, uh ... what kind of cigarettes DO you smoke, anyway... ?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. The kind I can set fire to!

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Just think of the fine shit she might have accomplished if she...

could have eaten her spinach!

[LSK]

15. OMG this is hugh!!!!!1111