O, mah hound dawg done run off with mah truuck, cawse Mawma is in the pen

[Bucky]

Mah son says "Daeddy, when's Grandma gittin' out?"
An' I say, "Buster, when she's done her ten."
It's just-a me an' mah boy this lonesome Thanksgivin'
Since his Mawma run off with a travelin' volley ball team
It's sad sad day with me a-cryin' in the rain
So I'll drown me a river of this ol' Jim Beam

[Ptah]

1. Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison. :cry:
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train. :cry:

CHORUS:

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name. :cry:

[HEyHEY]

2. Dude, bummer