Since y'all seem to have so much free time

[catbert836]

I mean, you are surfing the internet on a Saturday night. Seriously.

Anyways....

Would one of you kind souls mind doing my homework for me?

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Sure, if it's about Arrested Development.

:P

[catbert836]

2. Would that it were so.

Then I would have it done by now, methinks.

[catbert836]

16. Oh, I forgot:

Because I have so much homework, I won't have time to make everyone check out my $600,000 suit! Come on!

[lildreamer316]

3. The only reason I'm here is because

I can't afford a babysitter...
and I feel fat.
ANYway...where's the wine??

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Free time????

I was down in the laundry room washing a load before 7 this morning because later traffic tends to be too heavy. Will be down there at about the same time tomorrow. And that is "sleeping in". Then cleaned, grocery shopped, cleaned some more, helped my niece get settled into her new condo. Came home, cleaned some more, searched for hammer since I have two and aforementioned niece has none, fixed collapsed shelf, made dinner, ate dinner, cleaned up after dinner.

Wanna do my work?

[catbert836]

6. Sure! We can excange tasks.

Seriously, I apoligize. It wasn't right of me to assume anything about anyone.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Excellent.

I will leave all my household chores to you. Including cleaning the toilets. And do your homework...except for math or science, at which I entirely suck.

:evilgrin:

Can you be here tomorrow night to start doing the dishes and making my bed in the morning???

[LeftyMom]

5. I should be doing my own homework right now.

Instead I'm kicking back with a drink and waiting for my evening's plans to start.

What are you working on?

[catbert836]

10. Welllllll....

Right now I'm writing an essay for Art History on how geography and climate can affect the culture of different peoples. After that, I have another for the same class on comparing and contrasting our cult of the dead with that of ancient Egypt. I just finished my work in Humanities, which was reading four chapters of Dickens' "Tale of Two Cities" and writing a journal on my observations, plus writing a descriptory paragraph for each character of Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales". This morning, I had to go in and do an oral for Spanish which may decide whether I recieve the IB certificate in that subject or not. I have a paper due in History on evaluating the causes of the Spanish Civil War, a lab report on biochemical compounds in Biology, and I wrapped up my Algebra II take-home test earlier today. So, not much. Not much at all. ;-)

[LeftyMom]

12. Wow, that's more homework than I've got,

I'll quit complaining now. All I have is three chapters to read, a few questions for Human Sexuality, a speech to practice and a test to study for that isn't until at least thursday.

[catbert836]

13. That would depend...

Chapters from what book?
What kind of speech to practice?
A test in what subject?

[LeftyMom]

14. 1 chapter each in Human Sexuality, Poli Sci and Law and Society

The speech is a powerpoint lecture on factory farming. The test will be in Poli Sci.

[catbert836]

15. Sounds like fun!

I guess my homework is rather interesting, though. Except the lab report for Bio. I hate those little buggers!

[bigwillq]

7. I am at work

and it's boring. So I DU.

[Drum]

9. I'm procrastinating...

I should be packing for a 3-week trip, but I am webbing and watching the Yankees game with a little refreshment. I normally am pretty busy, but am relishing a free day/night here before I leave tomorrow.

[catbert836]

11. So your answer is yes?

:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

17. No way!

I have my own homework to do....TOMORROW.

:P :P

All it is is a bio lab report.

[catbert836]

18. I have one of those too...

it's on testing for biochemicals such as proteins, lipids and sugars in unknown solutions. Yours?

But I guess it doesn't really matter what it's about... I could do it on something totally different and end up getting the same grade (failing) as if I'd done it on the prescribed subject.

[pitohui]

19. oh please

i'm already playing my online poker bonus with my other hand, do you think i'm an octupus?

:-)