Alan Cooper acts like he fucking owns homonyms.

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The Presumptuous Mr. Cooper who acts like he fucking owns homonyms.

a very short little insignificant English word

eh an interrogative utterance

acts things done

ax chopping tool

ad short for advertisement

add short for addition

adds performs additions

ads more than one advertisement

adze axe-like tool

ade fruit beverage

aid to assist

aide an assistant

aerie eagle's nest

airy breezy

aero of aircraft

arrow slender, pointed shaft

affect to change

effect result

ail sick

ale beer

air stuff we breathe

are 1/100th of a hectare

e'er contraction of "ever"

ere eventually

err to make a mistake

heir one who will inherit

aisle walkway

I'll contraction of "I will"

isle island

all everything

awl pointed scriber

allowed permitted

aloud spoken

altar raised center of worship

alter to change

an a single instance

Ann a woman's name

ant insect

aunt parent's sister

ante preliminary bet

auntie sister of a parent

arc portion of a circle

ark vessel