Stephen Colbert rejected me last night!

[BarenakedLady]

I dreamed I was on a date with Stephen Colbert. We were in my kitchen and I was evidentally cooking for him. There was much kissing and groping involved. At one point, he was on top of me (fully clothed) on my kitchen counter. He was very happy to see me, if you know what I mean. ;-) But then later he said he was bored and didn't find me all that attractive anyway and left. I was heartbroken.

:cry:

Oh, Stephen! Why hast thou forsaken me?

So anyone else have any weird dreams last night?

[buddhamama]

1. weird, no

i wasn't forsaken in my dream :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

6. Oh sure

rub it in.

;-)

[buddhamama]

11. it wasn't Stephen

i dreamt of, if that helps. the man in my dream is not famous. :D

anyway, your dream was weird. No Man would reject you like that! :) :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

2. Catherine Zeta Jones rejected me in a dream

Because I wasn't old enough.
:7

[zanne]

4. It's her loss, GoPsUx.

There are plently of gorgeous, famous actresses in the sea.

[Guava Jelly]

8. Why thank you

Maybe Rachel Mcadams will date me.


Maybe not... Oh well i can have the fantasy :)

[BarenakedLady]

7. LoL

:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

3. You're too good for him anyhow

I just dreamed about my new boots. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

9. Thanks

I shall never look upon him the same again. hehe.

:)

[Guava Jelly]

14. Wierd i dreamed about your boots also

amongst other things :rofl:
:)

[miss_american_pie]

15. LOL

And I haven't even posted a pic yet. :D

[Guava Jelly]

16. Oh I'd love to see that!

I really really like your pictures.
:7
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9WRXiAdlz-8
Nancy Sinatra "These boots are made for walking"

[miss_american_pie]

17. Thank you

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

18. I should be thanking you.

:loveya:
For being so kind as to share your lovely image.

[RetroLounge]

19. "I just dreamed about my new boots"

What a coincidence... So did I.

:9

RL

[miss_american_pie]

20. What a surprise

:eyes:

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

23. Yes, but in my dream *I* was wearing them...

:rofl:

:loveya:

RL

[miss_american_pie]

39. Ooh and were you also wearing

my hot pink sequined minidress and black leather jacket? Because I think you could really pull that off. :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

41. Been there, done that...

Wanna see the photos?

:shrug:

RL

[miss_american_pie]

42. Nope

You're the one with the picture obsession. My imagination works just fine. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

43. It sure does...

:hi:

RL

[billyskank]

33. You have new boots?

Where was the picture?

;)

[miss_american_pie]

40. I just got them yesterday

My mom wanted to go shopping. She's a bad influence. :D

[billyskank]

45. I'm sure it took so much arm twisting

;)

[NewJeffCT]

5. Doesn't sound very realistic

From a guy's perspective, if you've gone as far as climbing on top of a woman (clothed or not) and are demonstrably "happy to see" the woman you are on top of, you're not going to suddenly stop and say you're bored and the woman you were just happy to see is not that attractive.

[Guava Jelly]

10. But what if you find out shes a republican

They don't make enough viagra for that :)

[NewJeffCT]

13. Nope

Perfect situation for a "love 'em & leave 'em" scenario. Then, if they ever claim to be part of the "moral values" crowd, you can take satisfaction that she's a hypocrite.

[BarenakedLady]

12. Yes, dreams are like that

At least I didn't sprout flowers out the top of my head, realized I hadn't gone to class all year and had a final in 3 mins, or had all my teeth fall out of my mouth.

:7

[marzipanni]

21. He was fully clothed...

and you, Barenakedlady? (you can tell me to MYOB! ;) )

[BarenakedLady]

24. Yes, he even had on his suit jacket!

...and for once this barenaked lady wasn't nekkid! It was a dream afterall. LoL.

[marzipanni]

25. Since people and things in dreams

are supposed to represent aspects of You, maybe Stephen symbolized that you are feeling willing and enthusiastic about something, but
(keeping his jacket on) cautious or apprehensive that it might not turn out.
Maybe you had high hopes about something, and it disappointed you.

[BarenakedLady]

27. I always do...

and I always am...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. I had a dream where a savage cat attacked me.

Seriously. At my horseback riding stable. It was so weird.

Then I woke up to find one big fat cat eating my fingers. Grrrrr...

:grr:

[benny05]

26. All the time

Mine are worse about famous people I admire...where they die or something. I think my mind is too active in general.

[Mutley]

28. Yeah.

I was at a baseball game with a DUer, and who should sit next to us but W and five Secret Service guys? At one point, W started booing, and the DUer I was with punched him in the face.

We were being led out of the stadium in handcuffs as I woke up.

:silly: :rofl:

[billyskank]

29. Which DUer?

This is important information! :D

:hi:

[Mutley]

31. I'm afraid I can't say.

:o

:P

:hi:

[billyskank]

32. Dammit

x(



:hi:

[Mutley]

34. It coulda been you

but you don't even Like baseball.

:D

[billyskank]

35. I was only there for the fight

:D

[Mutley]

36. That would be fun to watch.

:bounce:

'Til the SS taking you away part, that is. :o

[billyskank]

37. Yikes!

I would so be in Guantanamo by now. :scared:

[Mutley]

38. All us Lounge Lizards would have to

bust you out of there.

Then, uh, we'd all have to move to Chile. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. Well, shit

Furcal homered and W booed. I had to punch him. :grr:









Oops...

[Mutley]

47. It was entertaining, anyway.

If someone was there to punch W every moment of his life, he'd be a much better person.


:P

[billyskank]

48. That's what I always thought

Dubya never got punched enough. It builds character. :D

[Mutley]

49. Yeah it does.

I had my sister for that. :D

[billyskank]

50. What, for punching, or being punched by?

I suppose by this rationale, younger siblings must have much more character than the first born. :think:

[Mutley]

53. She was there to punch me.

And did. :D

Yeah, I think I have more character. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Did I at least get my money's worth?

:shrug:

[Mutley]

54. Well, I don't know what inning it was when we left

but it shoulda been good 'n' satisfying to punch W. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

55. No, I mean

did I put out his lights or just graze his stupid face?

[Mutley]

56. Put his lights out.

It was a Good punch.

[Oeditpus Rex]

57. Sweet!

Worth a vacation in lovely Guantanamo Bay. :bounce:

[Mutley]

58. I'd bust you out of Gitmo, too.

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. I thought you said

both of us were being hauled off by the Gestapo. :shrug:

[Mutley]

60. We were, but I'm hoping they'd let me go

since I wasn't the one who actually punched W.

Then again... this is the Wregime we're talking about.






Did I spell that right?

[Oeditpus Rex]

61. Yeah

Wouldn't surprise me if they hauled off the entire section. :eyes:

BTW — where were we sitting?








You did indeed. :thumbsup:

[Mutley]

62. Behind first base.

Of course. :7







Yay!

[Oeditpus Rex]

63. How far up?

:shrug:

[Mutley]

64. On the bottom level.

Not Right on the field or anything, but not too far away, either.

[billyskank]

66. Is this a coded sex thread?

[BarenakedLady]

68. I sure hope so

I would be totally disappointed if it weren't

:woohoo:

[Mutley]

72. Oh, in that case...

uh, yeah, it is.

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

69. I wish.

:P

Why, you wanna join in? :7

[billyskank]

71. Can't

I don't know the code. :P

[Mutley]

73. Just give us sexual euphamisms disguised as baseball talk.

That's all there is to it. :P

[billyskank]

75. The baseball talk part is the problem

What I know about baseball can be written on a postage stamp in 24 point text. :D

[Mutley]

76. Just say stuff like

"hittin' balls" and "poppin' flies" and you'll look like you fit in. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

80. If he Really wants to seem studly

he'll explain the infield fly rule.

[Mutley]

82. Can it fit on a 25 cent stamp?

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

67. Okay

I like to be no more than 10 rows back, or else back under the overhang.

Please adjust your dreams accordingly. :P

[Mutley]

70. If I could do that

I doubt we'd be at a baseball game.


:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

74. Not even in a luxury box?

:shrug:

[Mutley]

77. As long as no one else was there

And you weren't TOO preoccupied by the game. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

78. That'd depend on the time of year

and the Dodgers' place in the standings.

Guy's gotta have priorities.









Would you, in a luxury box?

Could you, in your polka-dot socks?

[Mutley]

79. Hey, this is supposed to be My dream.

x(



:P




I would, I would inside a luxury box.

I would, in my polka-dot socks.

[billyskank]

81. Is that Dr. Seuss?

I didn't know he wrote that sort of poem too. :o

[Mutley]

83. He does now.

:rofl:


:P

[billyskank]

30. He's an asshole anyway

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

52. Yeah

I'm not sure I can wear my Stewart/Colbert 08 t-shirt any longer...:cry:

At least until I can find something to help me get over my dreamed rejection.

[billyskank]

65. Well...

I do think you have an AWFULLY cute elbow. :D

:loveya:

[otherlander]

44. Your dream sounds better.

Mine involved getting chased by a thing the size of a house made out of two giant blue spools of thread and a white box on top. And an angry farmer who kept saying, "We know you're left-handed..."
:scared:

[Arugula Latte]

84. ...

:rofl:

That's one of the most bizarre things I've ever read!

[otherlander]

85. LOL.... It was making really wierd noises, too...