looking for a certain joke about "Democrat kittens"

[freeplessinseattle]

I've seen it a few times on DU but guess I'm not using the right key words for searching. It's that one about Bush jogging and the little boy giving away the kittens; the boy called them "Republican" when their eyes were closed and "Democrats" once their eyes opened??

Thank you for your help!

[Arugula Latte]

1. Here ya go:

George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box.
Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"
The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
George W. laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans," the child says.
"Oh that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.
A couple of days later George is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.
George W. says to Dick, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
George W. says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."
The boy replies, "They're Democrats."
"Whoa!", George W. says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"

[freeplessinseattle]

2. Yes! Thank you so much!! n/t

[Arugula Latte]

3. You're welcome!

P.S. Love the screen name! :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Here is my father's Democratic kitten tearing into her W doll...

:hi:

[RubyDuby in GA]

5. My mini doxie had the same doll!

Rusty literally ripped the stuffing out of W. Good doggie! :)

[Rosco T.]

6. I made a bumper sticker out of that a while back...

www.cafepress.com/democatic