Hey look, a widget that gives you psychic powers!

[spinbaby]

Behold the Hyperdimensional Oscillator™. I can't tell for sure from the description, but I think it's supposed to give you psychic powers.

http://www.lifetechnology.org/hyperdimensional.htm

[mainegreen]

1. A fool and their money are easily parted.

It is widely recognised in the field of quantum physics that each material object and each human being vibrates to an individual frequency of angstrom units (light waves) per second.

Oh really? And it repairs DNA too! And their products Enhances manifesting skills. Yah! Now I can materialize that gold bar I've been wanting!

[spinbaby]

3. Make money by taking advantage of the gullible

L. Ron Hubbard had it right--the real money is in religion.

[deucemagnet]

2. No, no, NO! They've got it all wrong!

You have to keep the cosmic rays OUT! :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[Orrex]

4. Where are we going? Planet Ten!

When are we going? Real soon!

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. It's an evil Scientology tool!

...at least that's what it made me think of right off the bat.

[Rambis]

6. I got excited I thought it was a Guinness thread

:toast:

If you think you have magical powers you might have had one too many of these.

[spinbaby]

7. I haven't had any of those

Are you saying that tonight, after enough football and beer, I'll be psychic?

[trof]

8. I have one.

It's a combination corkscrew and floor polisher that also keeps avocados fresh for up to a decade.
Saw it on a Ron Popiel infomercial.
:-)

[Kutjara]

9. I'm going to get my psychic powers the old fashioned way.

You know, lapse into a coma for a decade, visit a Deadzoney sort of place, come back, spend a year in physio, put on some trendy black clothes and predict the future by touching people. That's the true way to become psychic. I know, because I saw it on tv.

[PVnRT]

10. Is it powered by a free-energy device?

n/t