What's your most embarrassing moment in public?

[NewWaveChick1981]

Mine has to be the time I unwittingly deep-throated an ice cream bar. This was about 1987 or 1988. At the time, I was dating the man who became my husband, and we were at a comic convention. It was hot outside and the room housing the artists' tables was also very hot and stuffy. He asked if I'd like anything from the concession stand, and I asked him to bring me a popsicle or ice cream bar. He came back a few minutes later with an ice cream bar, but it was soft and melting everywhere. To keep it from dripping all over everything, I had to eat it, and it was very messy. What happened next was legendary in comic circles for years to come. :P Suffice it to say that it took me a few minutes to eat the dripping ice cream bar, and I was unaware of anyone watching me. When I finished eating it and pulled the clean stick out of my mouth, a group of guys that had been watching me started cheering and applauding. :yoiks: I looked over at them, and there was hubby, who waved and gave me the "thumbs up" sign. :rofl: He came over to me shortly afterward and said he should have had a video camera, 'cause we could have sold the film as food porn. :rofl: Apparently, all the guys who were watching were envious of him. :P

What's your most embarrassing moment in public?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Having a bad trip in public.

In actuality, no one was really staring at me and only a couple people present knew I was tripping, but I felt that everyone knew I was tripping. Not only did they all know I was tripping, but they were all judging me and they would all hate me because of it. I wasn't physically doing anything outlandish. I was just sitting at the bar, refusing to talk. All the embarassment was in my head.

Later on the bartender became an "evil alien interogator" bartender, but he was really just trying to keep me grounded.

I swore I would never trip again, but that was a total lie. Almost every experience since then has been positive though.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Oooh, I'll bet that was a bad trip...

:hug: But at least it was just all in your head. :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Another time I was super-trashed...

and I ended up making out with some woman. My co-worker/friend (who I later ended up dating for 6 months) got so pissed off at me, that she left me at the club and told her ex-gf to take me home. It was bad dealing with the fallout from that. The chef there still brings it up when I stop in there for lunch. It was probably three years ago and I still get made fun of for it.

On the plus side, I don't get that drunk anymore.

[LostinVA]

91. Good gods, you sound like me at your age

No wonder we get along.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

96. Haha. Yeah...

and at work the next day I was like, "yeah, don't worry I gave her a fake phone number." And then she CALLED me! I was so drunk I accidentally didn't give out a fake number like I usually would. It took me awhile to get rid of her.

[LostinVA]

100. OMG -- THAT's why you have a Domino's Pizza number memorized

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

101. Actually, I have the rejection hotline memorized.

973-409-3011

[LostinVA]

102. giggle

I used to also use the Plasma place in Greensboro....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

104. Here's the one for VA...

703-912-1725

Call it. It's hilarious.

[RebelOne]

3. Another bad trip.

Years ago, I went to a Leon Russell concert in Miami. I had on a big red felt hat, a red see-through blouse and tight black slacks. I thought I looked pretty hot. Well, I and the people I was with were walking in front of the stage to get to our seats. Well, I tripped on a wire and fell flat on my face. Needless to say, that was embarassing.

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Oooh, sorry about that...

:hug: I've done plenty of other embarrassing things in public, some of which were like that... :P

[Shine]

5. Good story!

:D

The one that immediately comes to mind, and I've had many, is when I was in high school. I was walking under some trees and a bird happened to shit right onto the top of my head! I reached up and got it on my hands, too, as I was checking out what had fallen on me. I was pretty mortified, although not too many other kids saw. A few did and laughed, of course, but luckily, it was the end of the school day, so I could just go right home and wash it out.

Ewwww!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. Thanks...

:hi: And I'm glad you didn't have to deal with that all day long. Eww... :yoiks:

[MissMillie]

6. fart

loud fart.

Sitting in my chair in band in junior high, reached down to get my clarinet case.

LOUD FART.

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Oooh.....sorry!

:yoiks: I know you were mortified. :hug:

[Arugula Latte]

50. You should have blamed the trumpet player for that one.

;)

[ZombieNixon]

9. I was kayaking in southern Colorado.

I flipped over and had to make a wet exit. Unfortunately, I lost my shorts in the process and when I surfaced I was standing in full view of a full public park wearing nothing but a life jacket. :o

[MissMillie]

BRAVO!

and of course you had been in the water.... (Seinfeld reference).

Great story!

[ZombieNixon]

17. Oh, yeah...

plus I was only twelve at the time...

[Crazy Dave]

22. "I've got shrinkage!"

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

Hey, but at least you're alive to tell the story...

:hi: :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

19. Yeah, it could have been a lot worse.

:scared: :hi:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

24. ...

:rofl:

Really, though... :scared: Glad you're OK. :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

26. It was a long time ago.

A very cold and traumatic long time ago. :P

Yeah, I'm glad I'm OK, too. ;)

:hug: :loveya:

[ThomCat]

46. Delete.

You were only 12 at the time. :scared:

[momophile]

10. I peed my pants in gym class as we were doing jumping jax

okay okay. I was in the first grade, so there! but it did just about kill me. and I think it helped me to become so shy and scared to be the center of attention.

:blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. I'm sorry...

:hug: :hug: That's not what a first-grader needs...

[BarenakedLady]

18. You just reminded me of one of mine...

Also first grade, also peeing, but it was during the Pledge of Allegiance. :blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. A kid in my first-grade class did that too..

:hug: He couldn't make it all the way to "with liberty and justice for all", poor guy. :(

[Arugula Latte]

52. Why do you hate America?

;)

[idgiehkt]

12. probably the most recent

being caught in flagrante delecto with my girlfriend in a public park; it was around 7:00 a.m. so we didn't think there was anyone around and when I 'got done' I turned around and there was this man (not bad looking either) standing there watching.

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. At least he wasn't a cop...

:P :hi:

[idgiehkt]

23. at least not as far as I know...

I always got in trouble with that girl. We were skinny-dipping in another park once after hours (we snuck in) and this stupid park cop guy came flying up there and trained his headlights on the water and started screaming at us and made us run out of the water nude, he was flipping out like the world was ending and wouldn't even give us time to get dressed; we had to run to her car half naked. What an asshole, albeit a clever one.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

74. I have a very similar story, except worse...

I had a roommate at the time and my girlfriend then had an insomniac son and thin walls at home, so things were a bit difficult at times. We were in the mostly empty parking lot of a gay club and I definitely wasn't looking out the car windows, then all of a sudden we hear "You go girl! Go girl!" Yeah, um...a group of young hip-hop guys were standing in front of the car. We just started laughing hysterically and she franctically hooked up her bra & buttoned her shirt. The guys went away and we er...got back to buisiness. When they came back a second time, we left.

[idgiehkt]

82. roflmao

holy shit!!

:rofl:

that is so funny...the man that was watching us just kind of stood there with a smile on his face...no cheering section, lol.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

88. You know you're doing it right when you have a cheering section.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

86. Self-delete

I replied to myself like an idiot.

[LostinVA]

92. Good grief -- you don't need the uniform

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

94. The uniform would still be fun.

[LostinVA]

95. I know

Hmmm... this is how we got the thread locked the other day...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

97. LOL...even NWC1981's not-naughty threads turn naughty.

We're terrible.

[LostinVA]

98. I am a total sicko pervo

I try to be good at work and on here.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

103. Yeah, that's one of the things I like about you.

[LostinVA]

106. Back at cha

If you were older and lived closer...

[NewWaveChick1981]

108. ...

:rofl: I thought so...

[NewWaveChick1981]

107. I go away for a couple of hours and I come back to this...

:rofl: :rofl: :hi: Way to go, haruka and LostinVA!!! :woohoo: :applause: I love it when threads turn naughty... :* And very naughty indeed.... :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

118. You should have seen LynneSin's football thread today.

Oh, what a hijacking it was...:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

13. My friend made me laugh so hard...

that I lost control of a certain bodily function in semi-public. :blush: This wasn't all that long ago, either... :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. Yikes!

:hug: At least you were laughing...

[LadyoftheRabbits]

20. Yeah...

But at that point, I think she was lauging harder. :P :7

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. I once made a friend lose control of a certain bodily function in public.

She was really drunk and she really had to go. We had a long walk back to her dorm from my car and the whole time I was being a total asshole. I kept throwing out words like, "flowing, gushing, running rivers cascading down beautiful waterfulls splashing and tumbling into deep, wet ponds."

We got right outside the dorm and she goes, "You just made me pee you bitch." I never let her live that one down.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

31. *snort*

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[seemunkee]

25. As a veteran of a few comic conventions I can just imagine the reaction

I'm sure it is still being discussed in some parents basement today.

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. ROFL!

:rofl: I'll bet you're right... :P

[LostinVA]

93. Hahahaha

[youthere]

27. At the swimming pool when my son was a baby...

my daughter was two. I had been nursing my son and my husband offered to watch the baby while I went in to play with my daughter. I went down the slide with her, and when we came up from under the water my boob had popped out of the top of my suit. I didn't notice it. It was this extremely red-faced older gentleman who was kind enough to point it out.

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. How kind of him...

:P

[LiberalHeart]

29. I was in a meeting, gathering info for a public service TV spot...

The woman representing the agency that was to be the subject of the TV spot was hugh -- the largest person I'd ever seen (fat, not tall). She didn't have much info at that time, so at the end of the meeting I wanted to encourage her to contact me later when she had more to share. I meant to say, "Give me a call when you have more facts." But what I said was, "Give me a call when you have more fat."

I realized my error midway through the word "fat" and my voice then went into long, drawn-out mode as I stretched the word over several seconds (at least it felt like a long time). That, of course, emphasized the moment and I wanted to die then and there. We both kept poker faces and she said she'd call. Never did, though.

Chagrin.

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. OMG...

Oops... :yoiks: Freudian slip, maybe?

[LiberalHeart]

55. I'm sure it was.

My father did something similar when I was a child. Actually two things.

1. The family was in the station wagon, heading toward a distant relative's house -- someone we kids had never met. Over and over on the trip there, my dad warned us that the woman at the house we were visiting had very bad teeth and we should not stare, should not say a word about them. When we arrived, the woman was standing out by the road, wearing sunglasses. She waved, and it took a moment for Dad to know who she was because of the sunglasses covering her face. But what he said to her was, "I didn't recognize you with those teeth."

2. He had an office in our house (he was a CPA). Clients were always dropping off their tax documents and one client annoyed him because she would show up in snowy weather and track slush through the house when walking to his office. When she showed up one day, he decided to meet her at the door and take the documents -- ledger books -- from her right there so she wouldn't need to come inside. He meant to say, "Let me take your books," but instead he said, "Let me take your boots."

[buddhamama]

30. a cautionary tale

to women who do not wear panties. i was at work dressed in a cute little short dress, no panties but with tights on. the building where i worked was an all glass building. there were three offices housed in the building one of which was the State's Social Security Office, our office was on the second floor. It was a high traffic area and parking lot. If you looked out from our lobby, across the parking lot you could see a fruit distribution company- busy docking area, etc.

anyway, at break time i went to the ladies room. unbeknownst to me i existed the ladies room with the back of my dress tucked into my tights, with my bum exposed. but wait, it gets worse. a buncha of the employees were hanging out in the lobby chatting so i walk over, lean against one the glass windows all comfy and begin chatting away myself. i probably stood there for a good ten minutes before a friend noticed that the fruit company workers had stopped loading and were staring up at 'us'. I moved slightly and it was then that she noticed what had captured their attention. I spun around looked out, and a good 15-20 men all began to wave, applaud and some even blew kisses. there were a few casual observers from the parking lot too. needless to say, I was red from embarrassment.

[billyskank]

33. OMG

:scared:




:rofl:




:hug:




:loveya:

[buddhamama]

34. that was 13 yrs ago,

or thereabouts. i still don't wear panties; however, i am careful to check everything is in place before existing. :D :loveya:

[amitten]

121. No undies? Why?

Do they make you uncomfortable? I think the pros overall outweigh the cons...

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. Wow, buddhamama!

:hi: I'll bet they appreciated the diversion. :P

[Guava Jelly]

44. That was you..

:) I'm sorry.
Well the bright side is you did get good reviews

[buddhamama]

49. yeah,

thankfully, i have an okay bum (it could have been embarrassing and hurtful). :)

[Arugula Latte]

54. ...

:rofl:

I'll bet the fruit company workers enjoyed the view of your cantalopes, so to speak.

[buddhamama]

58. ...

good one. :D :rofl:

[billyskank]

32. WHY doesn't that story surprise me?

:eyes:






:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. ROFL...

:rofl: Nothing should surprise you any more, sweetie...

:* :loveya: :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

56. Uh huh

:loveya:

:*

[Left Is Write]

39. Doing production on the air.

And uttering words - and naming names - I would not have done if I'd known I was on the air.

[NewWaveChick1981]

41. At least you're not the Preznut of 'Murika doing that...

:rofl: :hi:

[Left Is Write]

45. Oh, I've never done anything THAT embarrassing!

:P

[Guava Jelly]

42. Junior high school lunch room..

I was eating my lunch in the cafeteria at school when a poorly chewed chunk of wiener wrap gets lodged in my throat.
I'm sitting there gagging and choking while nobody budged so I stand up trying to coax someone to help me by banging on my own back as hard
as i could.
As luck would have it one of my panic stricken blows to my back help to dislodge this evil chunk of wiener wrap hurling it across the lunch table to rest an inch or so from the edge of the opposite side.
Red faced and exhausted i just sat down drank my chocolate milk and wished i was invisible
:)

[buddhamama]

47. awwww

you poor thing, you were chocking. :hug: i am glad you survived. :loveya:

funny lunch room story. a bunch of us were seated in the cafeteria eating and goofing off (this was seventh grade).
i don't recall the entire menu but chicken noodle soup was definitely on it. anyway, someone did something funny, uproarious laughter, and the next thing you know one of the kids shoots a Noodle outta his nose. No lie. I was sitting right across from him. it was funny and gross at the same time. :D

[Guava Jelly]

51. Bet he couldn't do it again in a million years

I think i was in 7th grade when i had brutal wiener wrap attack
Thanks for the awwwww
And the :hug: & :loveya:
I send those back 10 fold :7

[LiberalHeart]

61. Never pound someone on the back when they're choking.

It can make the food lodge more firmly in place. Do the Heimlich (spelling?). If there's no one there to help, do it yourself. And if you're choking, never seek to avoid embarrassment by going to a bathroom or outside away from people. Stay where there are people to help you.

[Guava Jelly]

64. Thank you for the public service announcement

Heck as a choking survivor I wish you were in that lunchroom.
Still blows me away that nobody moved

[buddhamama]

65. i would have saved you

had i been there. i wouldn't have laughed, either. i performed the Heimlich maneuver on my brother when we were kids, he was choking on a peppermint candy.

[Guava Jelly]

72. I couldn't imagine being saved by a nicer person

:)
I don't remember if i heard anyone laugh at me..Maybe i blocked that out lol

:hi:
I would save you too buddhamama

[buddhamama]

79. thank you, bud

i know you would, `cos you're nice like that. :) :hug:

[XemaSab]

120. That's not what we learned at CPR last week

What you do is bend them forward like they are putting, and give them 5 sharp whacks between the shoulder blades, then give them 5 Heimlich thrusts.

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

66. Those jerks...

:hug: :grr: You really could have died. :( I'm glad you dislodged the food and glad you're here now to tell the story! :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

73. Thanks NWC I think there should be a warning label on weiner wraps

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

119. You mean like, "No weiner wrap is 100% effective against pregnancy"?

:7

[Guava Jelly]

124. thats right!! I bet a veggie dog wouldn't have so violently attacked me

:)
lol

[Broken_Hero]

43. danced...

I'm Haida, and when I graduated from high school...our tribal corp had a graduation function, and there was at least 500 plus people in attendance...and I looked at the program flier, and it said

"blanket presentation to petersond, from his mom/nana"

I was like, wtf is this? My mom told me not to worry about it, and I listened...because back home, there are 4, petersond's...literally, 4 of us, and all of us are indians...so, I thought maybe it dealt with 1 one of the other 3...

But, I was wrong...when it came to that part, my mother/nana got up on stage and started talking about how proud they were of me, and this and that...and my nana had a big box in her hand, and after her little speech, she opened up the box, and pulled out the button robe that both, had been working on for months...

Everyone started clapping, and I went up on stage...and accepted the blanket, and I was hoping, hoping...that I wouldnt' have to dance...because its custom that when you get a button robe, you have to dance in appreciation/respect of getting such a gift...so, the drum group came up front, from back stage and started beating the drums...and I had to dance in front of 500 plus ...I was nervous...before doing this dance, I didn't dance for about 6yrs...when I was 10, my mother put me in dance group lessons, at the tribe building....so, it was rather a shock, and I was embarrassed, but I got many kudo's...:)

Oh, and to boot...they made me come up three more times to dance, while other people got their button robes, and what not...

on edit:spelling

[Guava Jelly]

62. I bet your heart was racing a million miles an hour

Sounds like you pulled it off.
What tribe are you?

[Broken_Hero]

83. Haida...

they originated from British Columbia, but branched into the island's, in SE Alaska...:)

[Guava Jelly]

105. Cool i am some very good friends that are of the Kickapoo tribe

Having a heritage like that is pretty cool.
I am a mix breed so i dont have shit for customs.

[NewWaveChick1981]

67. But you did great!

:hi: :applause:

[Broken_Hero]

84. yeah, but it was embarrasing to me

I usually don't like being put on the spot...another embarrasing moment, gets "de-pants'ed" when I was a freshman in high school, and because of that incident I'm strickly a boxer man...

[eggbeater]

48. Lost my pants during a business meeting

forgot my belt that morning, had my pants pockets loaded with cell phone, change, keys, walkie talkie, couple of mints etc...

stood up to speak, had my hands full and before I could get behind the podium the trousers dropped to the floor.

I quickley walked up to the podium and told everyone that I would be speaking on the need for the company to raise compensation so that we could all afford clothing that fit us.

I think the laughter died down after about 15 minutes.

That however was not as bad as the poor fool that spit coffee on the corporate presidents shirt when my pants dropped.

[Arugula Latte]

57. Are you sure that wasn't from a bad dream

when you need to speak in front of a crowd and you realize you've forgotten your pants?

:rofl:

[eggbeater]

59. I wish.

hey, at least I had on clean underwear.

looks like mom was right after all.

[NewWaveChick1981]

68. You handled that with humor and grace...

:applause: :hi:

[Haole Girl]

53. I once threw up on a plane, in the middle of a seat...

..there were no air sickness bags, and nobody would let me get to the lavatory (it was just after we'd landed). Then, in the waiting area, they announced there would be a delay for those passengers continuing on flight____, due to "extra servicing of the aircraft." Everybody who had seen it gave me dirty looks. :blush: I now take medicine when I so much as get on a moving dock!

[eggbeater]

60. Nobody would assist you?

Damn, were you on a flight to the republican national convention?

[Haole Girl]

69. We had just landed in Honolulu (I was only 14 years old)

And, you know how some people try to push and shove their way to the exit after the plane lands? They thought I was just trying to get to the front. I said, "Excuse me, excuse me!" Nobody would budge. After I proceeded to throw up in the middle of a seat cushion (it was that or the floor, since my dear younger sisters had collected all of the air-sickness bags for souvenirs) then it was like the parting of the red sea...and everyone handed me Kleenexes. However, when a large number of them were delayed, due to the extra servicing required to clean it up, they weren't please at all. This was now 30 years ago..and I remember the embarrassment like it was yesterday. I vowed never to throw-up, at least on an airplane, ever again! On a side note, I should have bought stock in the makers of Bonine! ;-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

70. What a bunch of insensitive assholes...

:grr: :hug: If you're sick, you're sick. :(

[Mojambo]

63. I once did the "toilet paper stuck to the shoe out of the bathroom" bit

And it was a pretty long trail of toilet paper...

[NewWaveChick1981]

71. My mom did that once...

:hug: She laughed it off, too. :D

[skygazer]

75. I did that with a popsicle once

Only I did it on purpose at a party attended by a bunch of old, drunk, lecherous Shriners. Sat on a picnic table and drove them absolutely fucking nuts. It was fun and I'm sure it was fun for them, too.

My most embarassing public moment was at one of my father's many weddings. I was sitting on a tall stool with my heels hooked over a rung. I leaned forward to get my drink and the whole thing went over - with the heels hooked, I couldn't get a foot down so I ended up face first on the dance floor. :blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

77. LOL! I'll bet you did drive them wild...

:rofl: Glad you didn't get hurt too badly when you tripped!

[cobalt1999]

76. Sitting on a beach with my girlfriend...

We had a great day (swimming, diving), relaxed, drink in hand, sun going down...I say "I love you". I meant to say "I love this". Why I said YOU instead of THIS, I have no clue. Quickly corrected myself...she just sat there quietly, not believing it was a slip up. It was all awkward and embarrassing for both of us.

[NewWaveChick1981]

78. Ooops...

:yoiks: I'll bet that was a problem...

[Haole Girl]

80. lol

OMG! I know I shouldn't laugh...I'm sorry. It just sounds like the kind of thing I would do!

I'm curious, are you still in a relationship with her?

[Katina]

81. my bikini bottom slipped off as I was getting out of the pool

and I mooned the whole swim club....including my mother. I was 25 years old. The boys loved it, I was humiliated. :blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

109. Oops...

:blush: :hi:

[leftofthedial]

85. no wonder he married you . . .

Mine was when I hit a line drive off the wall in left center. I was 19 and we were playing in a college tournament in front of a couple thousand people from all over. I thought I might get a triple out of it, but I'd hit it too hard. The centerfielder snagged the carom and made a great throw to the shortstop. I had to put on the brakes, turn as hard as I could and dive back into second base. I was safe, but the contortions popped open my pants. Somehow my belt also came undone and I ended up laying there stretched out with one hand on the bag and my pants around my ankles.

I thought I was gonna die. Thank dog for jockstraps.

[NewWaveChick1981]

110. Thanks, leftofthe dial...

:P If I'd been there, I'd have preferred the jockstrap going the way of the pants... :evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

115. ooooh.

that would have smarted

diving head first and all

[NewWaveChick1981]

116. OK, well maybe NOT...

:P But maybe if you stood up or something... :evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

117. well, at least

it was a warm evening . . .

on a cold night, things might have been even more embarassing.

[Haole Girl]

87. Thank you, NewWaveChick1981, for starting this thread!

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

111. You're quite welcome, KC2!

:hi: :rofl: Lots of embarrassing stuff here...

[av8rdave]

89. The day of my first solo in the jet in AF pilot training....

It was tradition to get thrown into a "tank" (a glorified kiddie pool was more like it) of water outside the squadron by your classmates. The water was all of 2 or 3 feet deep (and I'm a good swimmer to boot), but for some reason, with the flight suit/boots on, and being all excited about the solo, I got so disoriented in the water. I thrashed around upside down for what seemed an eternity before I emerged upright.

Sorta like pushing on a door marked "pull" for 5 minutes!

[NewWaveChick1981]

112. Wow...

I'll bet it was disorienting! :)

[av8rdave]

125. It was pretty silly

getting that "disoriented" in 2 - 3 feet of water!

[Jokerman]

90. "There was three young ladies in the school gym locker...

when I noticed they was lookin' at me."

Freshmen year in high school, P.E. class first period. My friend Dave and I were clowning around near the end of class, tossing a football. I throw a typically bad pass and Dave goes all out to catch it. Unfortunately, Dave forgot about the curb at the side of the field. When his foot comes down on the edge of the curb, his ankle snaps.

The P.E. teacher sends the rest of the class to the showers and lets me stay with Dave until the paramedics arrive. By the time they get him into the ambulance second period has already begun. The teacher tells me to get a shower and he will get me a pass into my next class.

The boys locker room has this big window into the equipment room with a wooden shutter that is usually kept closed. In all the excitement, the P.E. teacher left the shutter open. While I'm in the shower the girls P.E. teacher sends three of her students to pickup some things from the equipment room.

I walk out of the shower buck naked and as I walk by the equipment room I hear a noise. I look up to see three of my female classmates checking me out. Two of the girls immediately turn bright red and run out of the room. One of them, Julie, just stands there staring. I manage to play it cool, acting like it's no big deal but certain involuntary impulses cause part of my anatomy to jump to attention. By the time I walk over to my locker, Julie is gone. I laughed the whole thing off, got dressed and went on to class.

Apparently I made quite an impression on Julie. As the day goes on I keep hearing that she is telling everyone in school EXACTLY what she saw in the locker room. When I walk into the Band Hall for the last class of the day, there is a round of applause. I was very embarrassed at that moment.

[NewWaveChick1981]

113. I'll bet you were...

...but I'm glad she was so complimentary... :D :hi:

BTW, my first name is Julie. :P Really.

[MiniMandaRuth]

99. Ummmm.....

Today. Getting a drumstick hurled at my head.

I picked it up, and looked at it. Then I turned to a senior friend of mine and asked:

"What's this for?"

[NewWaveChick1981]

114. ...

:rofl: :hi:

[Ariana Celeste]

122. Not a bad trip, but-

I was tripping! I was on the peak of my acid trip when I went to roll a smoke. I must have did a crappy job, because when I went to smoke it, I got a fleck of tobacco on my uvula and instantly puked all over myself. Looking back, that was seriously very embarrassing. -But- at the point of time, I found it hilarious.

[Why Syzygy]

123. Made to sing in front of the church

with my sister. I could never sing. Did not volunteer. It was torture. In public.

You should be proud of the deep throating ice cream. Not ashamed.

[Fox Mulder]

126. I could write a book.

-I farted in a quiet classroom full of students (many times)
-I got really drunk one night and pissed myself and puked all over the floor (at the same time)
-I was "standing at attention" during a presentation in front of class in college (I don't think anyone noticed...I think...I blame the female who wore the low-cut top for that)

Those are just a few. I have many, many more embarrassing situations, but I'll share those at another time.