PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

[Trouser Trout]

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>> PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
>> Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
>>library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the
>>presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both have been
>>lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as
>>he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried
>>to call FEMA but there was no answer.

[ForFuxakes]

1. ROFLMAO

:rofl: :spray:

"Both Books"...lol

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. No word yet on whether or not a new copy of "My Pet Goat" will be sent

as a replacement for the lost version of the important text.

[AIJ Alom]

3. Let me guess, the Constitution was his toilet paper....after all like he

said, it's just a piece of paper, so stop throwing the Constitution in his face.

[autorank]

4. The other book "Jokes for the John";) K&R

[Imagevision]

5. At Camp David Bush's only book was; "The Fartman Book"

[cannonfire]

6. Credit where due...

This is an old joke that Gore Vidal would use at the beginning of his speeches, circa 1986-1989. At that time, the presidential library in question was Ronald Reagan's.

[AllegroRondo]

7. Sadly, he had nearly finished coloring the second book.