I'm not sure how I feel about breeders...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

:hide:

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Our sheltie's breeder was awesome!!

She only does about one litter every two years,and only breeds them because she loves the dog and wants to ensure conformation. :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Eh, I'm not a fan of shelties.

Not my sort of dog.

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. More for me!!! Only dog for us!

[LadyoftheRabbits]

17. Awww......

:loveya: She is so gorgeous!!! :hug: I love seeing that face. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. She loves being seen!

:loveya:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

8. Aww, Jessie...

:loveya: :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Hi lelapin! I posted pictures above!

:hi: :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

2. Are we breedaphobic?

:rofl: Hey man we are people to sniff sniff!
:)

[LeftyMom]

3. Hey, we're not sure about how we feel about you, either.

x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Well, you're one of the okay breeders...

[RetroLounge]

6. Careful, or we will convert you with our Breeder's Agenda.

:9

RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Homosexual Agenda vs. Breeder's Agenda!

So far, I think the breeders are winning.

[RetroLounge]

12. Cage Match!

Sudden Death!

Wait, I don't have my agenda. Where's my agenda?

:shrug:

RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I don't know. Ask the fundies.

Although, I think your agenda is more in line with the homosexual agenda, which I have in a purple folder.

[datasuspect]

7. breeders are the infection

that keep the earth well supplied with fresh stocks of humans!!!!!

TUESDAY IS SOYLENT GREEN DAY!!!!

[bridgit]

10. pft, check your own numbers & try to get happy...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5654971&mesg_id=5654971 :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I know...I'll never be that perfect six.

A failure at true homosexuality.

:rofl:

[bridgit]

14. slacker...

:rofl:

[Ptah]

18. We're here. We breed. We're not leaving.

[REP]

20. What Do You Call a Non-Breeding Breeder?

Ya know, we call 'em breeders, too...

Stereotypes in conflict: a gay man with a child once called me - a sterilized, nullaparous woman - a breeder. Huh?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Hetero scum...

just kidding. I have nothing against people with kids (unless they can't control the creatures) or straight people. I'm just joking around with this thread.

Your story about the gay guy is funny though.

[REP]

22. Laughed My Ass Off!

And yes, I know you're kidding (and I know I'm hetero scum - and proud of it!)

[Withywindle]

23. NULLAPAROUS!

Thank you for reminding me that fabulous word exists. :hi:

[REP]

24. More Than A Word - It's a "Lifestyle"!

With the spread of deadly deadly Gayby Rabies, I declare the nullaparous to be of superior fabulousnessosity. So there! I may be hetero scum, but I'm fabulous hetero scum!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Jesus snaps! nt

[REP]

26. Mmmm .... Sacrilecious!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. OMG! That's not even what I was talking about...

but that's hilarious.

Okay, the Jesus snaps I was talking about involve throwing out your right arm and snapping, repeat with the left arm, cross your feet (one foot on top of the other), hang your head down, and close your eyes. You will be left in the position of a crucified Jesus. This must be done as flamboyantly as possible.

[REP]

28. Oh I Get It - But I Never Miss A Chance To Be Painfully Literal!

I mean, c'mon - even fabulous hetero scum ain't gonna be all that!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Haha...I did it once in a theatre class where we had to act out a characte

in 30 seconds or something. My instructor was like, "OMG! She's Jesus! We're all going to hell for having seen that!"

My Jesus snaps are fabulous. I should be a gay man and not a lesbian.

[terrya]

30. Locking

"breeders" can be construed as a slur against heterosexuals.