I've got 112 oz of beer in me. Ask me anything!!!

[ZombieNixon]

:bounce:

[reyd reid reed]

1. How many steps to the bathroom?

You'll need to know.

:rofl::rofl:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

5. One.

:P

[reyd reid reed]

8. Hmmmmm

I don't know if I should be *ahem* relieved for you (no pun intended....okay, so many a teeeeeny one) or concerned...

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

13. You would no believe how lucid I still am.

Truly, I am a master of drunkenness. :D

[reyd reid reed]

15. I would no believe it, huh?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Yeah, but it's miller lite. Isn't that like 56oz of real beer?

Regardless, I envy you.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Also true.

Regardless, I'm still starting to feel it. :P

[datasuspect]

3. i don't know much about what you're sayin hoss

but i know about drinking budweiser and whoopin ass.


HAPPY DRUNK TIME TO YOU!!!!

[ZombieNixon]

9. Bud fuckin' sucks!

But damn, I'm having fun! :D

[Writer]

35. Yes, bad fucking DOES suck.

I must agree, oh Drunken Master. :)

Oh wait - you mean BUD. Now you know where my head has been. ;)

[Redstone]

4. Got a urinal handy? That's the ONLY thing you need to know

right now.

Redstone

[ZombieNixon]

11. A toilet within three steps of me, my friend.

:D

[reyd reid reed]

17. But....but....

you just said one.

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Do you think this scores points

with somebody's mom?

:popcorn:

[reyd reid reed]

10. ...

EXCELLENT point.

:popcorn:

[Oeditpus Rex]

I hate being the grown-up

But sometimes, it's just gotta be done.

[reyd reid reed]

19. I'm used to it.

I'm a party-pooper par excellance...

I'm good at it, too. 'Course I'm good at acting 16, too. It's a curse, I tell ya...

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

12. Uhh...maybe?

But my awesome typing ability and capacity to still code awesome stuff does, right? Because I fucking rock! :D

[reyd reid reed]

14. Oh. I see.

:eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

16. Hey!

Could you write a program to model accurate movement of human hair with this much alcohol in you? I think not. :P

[reyd reid reed]

18. Nah.

But I can't do that sober, either.

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

20. ...and that's why I rock!

:P

[reyd reid reed]

27. Uh huh.

I rock, too. And I'm old.

So there.

Neener.

[ZombieNixon]

29. Well, you do rock!

:yourock: <- see? You rock! :P

[reyd reid reed]

31. Three points.

:hi:

[jane_pippin]

21. Is there a helmet handy?

If so, do you think it might be time to put it on?

(A good "drunk helmet" can help you avoid painful and embarrassing bruises--like the kind you get from hitting your head on the edge of a toilet bowl, or falling down, for instance.) :thumbsup:

[ZombieNixon]

23. Oh, no, I've going to stop drinking now.

While I can still type. :P

[jane_pippin]

25. I'm going to take that as a "no."

:D

Be careful, ZN.

[ZombieNixon]

30. ...and that's why a "drunk helmet" is unnecessary! :P

[billyskank]

37. Uuurrrrrrrrrp!!

[Initech]

22. Cheap beer or good beer?

[ZombieNixon]

24. Cheap beer.

Ahh...how I wish it were really good beer. :+

[datasuspect]

26. fuck cheep beer

free beer is the bizomb

[ZombieNixon]

28. Well, essentially, it was free beer.

(My roommate traded me alcohol for help with calculus homework :P)

[Initech]

33. You cant really complain about free beer...

[Kutjara]

32. I've only got 60 oz in me at the moment...

...but it's German stuff, so I'm ready for conquest. Anyone need anyone vanquished or any territory occupied? I'm your guy.

[Writer]

34. So when will you start worshipping Satan...

and listening to Black Sabbath? :P :headbang:

[Kutjara]

36. I'm dyslexic...

So I worship Santa and listen to Slack Bathtub. Sort of.