i wonder if i have malaria

[MrCoffee]

i just realized my hands are really sweaty.

[buddhamama]

1. prognosis: not good

yep you definitely have malaria. it's either or something else. :P :silly:

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. No, that comes from reading too many naughty threads.

:rofl: :hi: :evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

3. reading or participating in too many naughty threads?

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Actually, both...

I've also heard hair can grow in weird places when you do that too.... :rofl: :evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

8. yes, and you run the risk of going blind

:D

[FoxOnTheRun]

4. you have 2 weeks to live

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Only if he takes quinine. Otherwise, we're looking at hours.

:P

[buddhamama]

7. oh no. quick. someone give him mouth to mouth

[Richardo]

17. Quinine with the juice of the juniper berry

The only way to go... :9

[MrCoffee]

9. i have malaria and you're gonna make fun of me?

that's just cruel. i can barely operate the mouse from the puddles of water.

edited to add that my huge thick cokebottle glasses make it much easier to shave.

[FoxOnTheRun]

16. Maybe you have to eat a bit of bark

You got to find the cinchona tree or you drop dead in the next days

[MrCoffee]

18. So i gotta go to the Amazon...and in my condition.

All cinchonas are indigenous to the eastern slopes of the Amazonian area of the Andes, where they grow from 1,500-3,000 meters in elevation on either side of the equator (from Colombia to Bolivia).

[Crabby Appleton]

10. this is usually pretty accurate

http://magic8ball.luggle.com/

[MrCoffee]

12. "Signs point to yes"!

holy crap i have malaria.

[Shine]

11. Maybe you're just nervous, starting a lounge thread and all....

:D

(will they like me????)

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

13. lynnesin already hates me.

[LynneSin]

14. Yep, and I have a voodoo doll of you

Right now the pins are in the hands. My sinister plot is working

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

15. Frick!