My wife is stalking me tonight! - Democratic Underground

mainegreen

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Tue Sep-26-06 07:35 PM
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My wife is stalking me tonight!

Every time I go into a room she follows me three steps behind. Oh sure, she always has a reasonable excuse, but since she tried to follow me into the bathroom, I'm not buying it. "I just need my pajamas,"... yeah right!

What should I do?

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Deja Q

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Tue Sep-26-06 07:36 PM
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1. Anything she asks.

But I think it's all G-rated...

Or at least something only you can provide... :D

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mainegreen

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Tue Sep-26-06 07:37 PM
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2. Unfortunately I'm afraid she'll ask

Edited on Tue Sep-26-06 07:37 PM by mainegreen

for me to bring out the trash. The ground floor is three floors down! I don't wanna!
:cry:

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