Worst voice?

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Worst voice?

As editing time is running out, I'll just stick Demi on there since I can't think of anybody else.

[FoxOnTheRun]

1. What about Coulter?

[Bossy Monkey]

2. I'll put her on; I think I've managed to duck her so assiduously that

I don't really know what her voice sounds like. I'm sure it reflects her winning personality, though.

[FoxOnTheRun]

3. not so bad, a bit like man, I guess that's why she has a Adam's apple

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jtpZnQIJNs

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. It's unpleasant, like all the rest of her.

Not quite as painful to listen to as Rita Cosby, but she has that nasal Connecticut country-club WASP lockjaw.

[Floogeldy]

5. What about that guy who sang vocals for Twisted Sister?

;)

[Bossy Monkey]

7. I can do that; he can represent all the raspy-throated singers in the

world

[TOhioLiberal]

6. I had a three way tie going...

...between Ann 'Stop staring at my adam's apple, dammit!' Coulter, Rita 'Get me a throat lozenge, STAT!' Cosby, and Gilbert 'AFLAC!' Gottfried. Some choice, eh? Rita got the vote, cause when she was on after Countdown, I could not change the channel quick enough...Horsey McThroat.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Fran Drescher is funny...

She uses her voice for the common good.

[KamaAina]

29. Fran's real voice is sort of like Fran Drescher Lite

Still a "shtrong" Queens accent, but not a bit like her stage voice.

The stage voice has been employed to perfection on at least one occasion: the party scene in "Down and Out in Beverly Hills", in which Fran plays some producer's wife or something. It's just gaw-jus!

Funny story: So Fran's on The View or some such show, and she's telling about trolling the Internets for dates. (Really.) So she's got this guy interested, then he messages, "Could I talk with you on the phone before we meet F2f?" I just want to make sure you don't saound like Fran Drescher or something."!!

[rustydog]

9. Rita Cosby sounds like Ann Coulter kicked her in the throat

[Bossy Monkey]

10. Whoops; forgot Julie Kavner

or if you prefer, Marge Simpson.:)

[kwassa]

11. Ever see Gottfried in "The Aristocrats"?

The one time I found him truly hilarious. Usually his voice itself drives me insane.

[Phillycat]

12. Melanie Griffith

BLERGH.

[Maccagirl]

24. I second that!

Her baby-doll voice drives me to distraction.

[terrya]

13. George W. Bush

5 years in office and I still can't stand listening to his voice. That precise way he enunciates his words...it drives me up the fucking wall.

[Richardo]

14. His enunciation is precisely like someone trying to convince people

...that he's not drunk.

Precisely. I know because that's just how I sound.

[terrya]

16. Yes...like a drunken uneducated sounding lout.

But I refuse to believe that about you, Richardo.

[Richardo]

15. Joe Pesci

My favorite scene in any Martin Scorcese movie is the one where somebody shoots/stabs/bludgeons that annoying POS.

[Bossy Monkey]

21. Were the edit window infinite, I'd definitely put him on

I still think it's funny that Rita Cosby's percentage has been rising all night and all day, though.

[LSK]

17. no Darth Vader??? errr, nevermind, you got Rita Cosby

[sakabatou]

23. Are you dissing James Earl Jones?

[MissMillie]

18. I used to have a boyfriend who did Gilbert Gotfreid impersonations

in bed.

[southpaw]

19. Key words being 'used to'

do we even need to ask why THAT relationship didn't last?

[MissMillie]

20. bingo! (n/t)

.

[sakabatou]

22. Rita sounds like a smoker... with a hacking cough

and a horse throat.

[fudge stripe cookays]

25. Scott Stapp of Creed

Just hearing 2 notes from that two bit, no-talent, piece of shit assclown sends me into convulsive rage.

[Deja Q]

26. Agreed!

And Fran Drescher is a far better singer than he is too! :D

[fudge stripe cookays]

27. I saw him in the lobby of our hotel in Calgary...

What an asshole. Strutted around like he owned the place. I wanted to walk up to him and say, "You suck." But I didn't. I'm lame.

[Bossy Monkey]

28. I had never heard of him until the other month when, in an equally

corrosive frame of mind, I put up a poll, "Who is the poet laureate of bad song lyrics?" http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5510725 and somebody suggested him. Apparently, he is very versatile in his suckingness.