How will GWB end up on Mt. Rushmore?

[CanuckAmok]

Poll question: How will GWB end up on Mt. Rushmore?

A free friend of mine thinks he's the best president ever, and thinks he'll end up on Rushmore. I said there's only one way Bush will end up there...but I'm not telling what I said to him. I want to know what DU thinks it'll take for the Commander and Chimp to get up there...

[clarknyc]

1. Painfully.

[HamstersFromHell]

2. He'll only make it there...

if they fly Air Force One into the side of it.

[Bucky]

3. Haha, I freeped your poll!

My Republican evil twin, Sparky the Talking Mime, takes over my brains sometimes. Sorry 'bout that.

[CanuckAmok]

4. How could a mime support the Republican Party?

The first two groups they attack are the artists and the homosexuals. How could a mime get with that?!

[Kerridwyn]

5. Insane Mimes for Bush

Clearly he's an *insane* talking mime.

[regnaD kciN]

6. This reminds me...

...of a letter someone wrote to the Seattle Times, concluding with "And if the Congress wants to do something great for America, they'll put George W. Bush on Mount Rushmore...and leave him there for the next two years."

:toast:

[eileen from OH]

7. someone left a trail of pretzels

eileen from OH

[patricia92243]

8. All joking aside - Bush really does want this - he made a speech with Rush

more in the background SEVERAL months ago (somebody look it up)
I knew that time that this is what and his buddies want to happen.

I hope the jokes not on us and this poll is the first "planting the seed in Americ's mind" for this very thing to happen.

[uhhuh]

9. I voted other

I've always thought he should be on Mt. Rushmore.
They could carve out a giant chimp ass and put it just a few feet under the noses of the geat Americans that are honored there. It could serve as a reminder of how easily great ideals can be stunk up when you cease to be vigilant.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

10. Maybe he'll be chased across Rushmore by Martin Landau

and Leo G. Carroll won't be there to save his ass, since he died in 1972.

[Spirochete]

11. Falls out of Air Force One

and lands on it, hopefully.

[SheilaT]

12. I understand that

there is simply no room to carve another face on Mt Rushmore. For which I'm grateful to whatever deity or supreme power runs the Universe.

[cosmicdot]

13. AWOL and in his flight suit?

:shrug:

[underpants]

19. Another one (W ON Mt.Rushmore)

[terrya]

14. Over my dead body! And that's a promise! eom

[LOL]

15. Hopefully...

...head first without a parachutte

[BringEmOn]

16. He thinks the one on the left is his mommy.

[msanger]

17. via catapault

YOu know those things they use to throw stones against castle walls.

Hello Mr. Ashcroft.

[Faygo Kid]

18. "Wins" a second term; declares martial law; commands he be added

Not very humorous, but most likely. Watch and wait.

[underpants]

20. Anyone have the PRez.s saying "You..Must..Be..Joking"?

[BringEmOn]

21. Backside of Mt Rushmore