Screech (Dustin Diamond) sex tape???

[flvegan]

"He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond."

more at links:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape/

[LeftyMom]

1. This thread will need some of this

P.S. I can't believe you posted something so horribly gross. You suck.

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Thanks, leftymom, I needed that...

:puke: :yoiks:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Thank you...That is bad porn. Bad, bad porn.

Aw Jesus Fucking Christ that is bad, bad terrible porn.

[Taverner]

27. Dirty...Sanchez...

Yes LeftyMom please pass that BrainBleach over here...

[HughBeaumont]

2. His beard makes him look like he got one himself . . .

[Divameow77]

3. That's Freakin Hot!

I would say Dustin Diamond is a very good porn name :-)

[deadparrot]

4. .

:cry:

:puke:

:cry::cry::cry:

[Jokerman]

5. This will be the end of his career...

oh wait, I guess that already happened.

[Radical Activist]

6. I bet he released it himself to revive his career.

[flvegan]

9. His manager, and to quote the article:

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. GROSS!!!!!

Gross! Gross! Gross! :puke:

[peekaloo]

10. Career revival?

:rofl:

'Saved by His Balls'.

[johnnie]

13. .

:spray:

[Javaman]

11. So is this the new way to revive or start a career? nt

[LaraMN]

12. Great. I hope Urkel doesn't get any ideas.

:scared:

[RetroLounge]

14. OMG! The Dirty Urkel!

:scared:

:rofl:

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. "Did I do THAAAAT???"

:rofl: :puke:

[WCGreen]

16. Holy shit......

You just invented a new sex position....

[flvegan]

17. Is that a protractor in your pocket, or

are you just happy to see me?

[patcox2]

19. Screech is said to be enormously, freakishly endowed.

Scary.

[JI7]

20. HAHHAHA

[LostInAnomie]

21. You never know. Maybe he finally got ahold of Lisa Turtle.

It's not like her career is going anywhere either.

[yurbud]

22. I saw Elizabeth Berkeley at the grocery store

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Oddly enough, I'm almost tempted to watch it...

My brain hurts thinking about it, but I'm disturbingly intrigued in the bloody trainwreck sort of way.

[VelmaD]

24. You are not alone...

I had pretty much the same thought. *goes to find bleach to wash out brain*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. I figure that if I managed to watch part of...

Anal Cum Farts 2, then I could handle some of the Screech movie. And no, I did not seek out Anal Cum Farts 2. I was merely subjected to it.

[VelmaD]

26. Oh I've seen worse...

I survived German clown porn. With makeup...and circus music. :scared: