do some people look like they are from the suburbs

[datasuspect]

and graduated from a major midwestern college?

you know the pasty look suffused with splotchy redness; gap/banana republic/old navy uniform, replete with backwards ball cap; perfectly straight orthodontic device corrected BRILLIANT white teeth; move in packs around the bars in "costy" neighborhoods in large cities; create "brain drain" in their home towns because they flock to chicago or NYC after graduation; say things like "DUUUUUDE, I AM TOTALLY STOKED!," or "Brent is the total kegmeister DUUUUUUDEEE!!!!! PARTAY!!!!"

[ohiosmith]

1. You just described most Texas college grads, except the part about

nice teeth.

[datasuspect]

2. i was thinking more chicago lincoln park chads and trixies

[datasuspect]

3. and unfortunately

they do have modern dental practitioners in texas, sorry. i know how disappointing that can be to some people.

btw, texas snobs can outsnob the best northern snob any day of the week.

they have the art of the "look you up and down" mastered, plus the concept of "the help," and the plantation mentality are still alive and well in the south.

[SoyCat]

7. Them's fightin' words, calling Texas the South! j/k

[datasuspect]

8. come out to the woods of east texas

they can "out-deliverance" barefoot, alabama anyday.

[SoyCat]

9. Oh, I don't mean TX isn't scary redneck. I mean a lot of southerners

don't want TX to be thought of as the South. Heck, when I lived in NC, my relatives had fights about whether VA was actually part of the South and they were sure MD wasn't!

[datasuspect]

10. NC and VA are practically New York City!!!!

there ain't no cowboys that far NORTH.

[SoyCat]

14. I know; isn't all the rivalry about *which* states are actually southern

just crazy? I just sit back and laugh.:crazy:

[Phillycat]

4. Yes. Yes.

[tigereye]

5. yeah, I always get funny looks from those people

I look like a middle-aged college- town boho/ ex punk. So there you go.


I refuse to succumb.

[petronius]

6. Actually, I think those people create 'brain drain' in the place they move

to!

Removing the village idiot doesn't make the village stupider...

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Ahh, the typical fratboy type.

I know far too many of them. Don't forget the vertical striped button down shirt. That is a key element.

[SOteric]

12. Never judge a book by it's cover.

One of the most elegant women I ever met grew up in a shabby trailer park.

[datasuspect]

13. very true

some of the strangest, most perverted, cocaine shovelling people i have ever met were in mcmansion-filled subdivisions.