What would your personal version of hell be ?

[rhino47]

Where would you be.. who would you be with and what music would be playing ?
My personal version of hell would be shopping with kkkarl rove in walmart listening to country music.

[Phillycat]

1. Loving someone and not being loved in return.

There is nothing worse.

[rhino47]

2. Agreed.

[datasuspect]

3. the christian version of heaven

having to spend all of eternity with pious and holy types i could never stand on earth would be horrifying.

i'd rather go to the christian version of hell: satan is like a more honest version of god, all the COOL people will be there, and you can probably engage in lots of cool activities too.

[rhino47]

8. Yeah spending eternity with fundies

is beyond any version of hell I could think of.

[Katina]

4. being surrounded by people

who don't even know you are there because they are all self absorbed in their own personal hells. Of course, if you are in hell, you are also self absorbed and alone as well...so it doesn't really matter if you are surrounded.

[Rambis]

5. Maria Carey or her ilk doing pointless lyrical gymnastics

over and over!

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. OMG.... Pariah Carey singing the Star Spangled Banner and

having it take an hour... :rofl:

[RebelOne]

6. Going to heaven and having to spend eternity

with all my dead relatives.

[rhino47]

16. Or worse having to spend it with MY dead relatives lol.

[crim son]

7. I think I was in it as recently as a f ew months ago.

I will never go back.

[rhino47]

9. Sorry to hear that crim son

I hope things are better now.

[crim son]

10. Getting there. Nothing has changed but my ability

to deal with it. Thank you for your kindness though.

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Being stuck with neocons and fundies for all eternity and being

forced to listen to Christian Rock and/or country gospel pushed through the noses of the best hick singers. :P :rofl: Oh, and Rush Limpballs, Bill O'Lielly, and Mann Coulter would be there yakking incessantly about "godless librul" this and "Bill Clinton" that. :( Their special guests would be Glenn "Dickless" Beck and Nancy Graceless. :puke:

Please, if that ever happens to me, SHOOT ME.... :yoiks: :scared: I'd really appreciate it.

Edited for punctuation... :P

[flvegan]

12. Factory farm with Ted Nugent, listening to Nickelback.

Total nightmare.

[leftyladyfrommo]

13. Having dinner with Bush, Cheney, Rove and Ricet

Can you imagine having to sit thru that?

[Cannikin]

15. The picture says it all.

I only joke. Texas is great. I was just poking fun at the Bush empire.

[asthmaticeog]

17. This.

[terrya]

18. Working at this mindnumbingly soulless job I'm at right now.

I need to get out of this fucking job.

[Xithras]

19. Being reincarnated as Pickles.

I mean, could you imagine having to SLEEP with *?

Ack, kill me now!

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. You could have one eternal "headache"....

:rofl: But that wouldn't keep President Pissypants away forever.... :yoiks: :scared:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

21. During recent times it has felt that I've been living in it

Being very sick and depressed is not a pleasant experience

But then I have a loving and supportive family and also can take solace in my faith. Perhaps Hell is a place where there is an absence of the above factors to console you when things are down

[bif]

22. Stuck in a bar with Bush and only Led Zeppelin on the jukebox

And they only have Bud on tap.