I need some short distance relationship advice.

[KamaAina]

Like, how do I get into one? The females, by and large, seem unconvinced that I am actually a member of their species. Then when I meet one who realizes that, she's taken, or my Mom's age, or gay or something. :eyes:

[HEyHEY]

1. I didn't start meeting nice girls that were interested in me until

I decided to start pursuing women only for sex. It was gonna be the "Summer of HEyHEY." And I had a couple of things tentatively on the go. Then, I met my girl and it was like, "Okay, don't let this one get away." So that ruined my dirty pig idea, but made my normal upstanding life way better.

So, what I'm saying is if you approach the situation as merely seeking shallow meaningless sex.. you won't have to worry about confidence because you don't care if you're rejected. This will help you talk to girls and meet them... then, you'll probably meet a great one and you'll know what to do from there.

[idgiehkt]

2. rofl

that is so funny, "The Summer of HeyHey". And I think you're onto something too. Being about sex is sexy. I wish I could post something in your thread on LDR advice, but I don't have any. It's just hard, and painful, and it sucks. But it sounds like this girl is really worth it.

[HEyHEY]

14. "Summer of HEyHEY!"

I even had a theme song picked out.. :(

[taterguy]

3. Get a dog

Take it to the nearest park every day
Eventually this will work
Trust me

[ceile]

4. Excellent advice.

I'm female and trust me, the guy with the dog ALWAYS gets a second look.

[billyskank]

5. Presumably, the cuter the dog

the better.

[AirmensMom]

6. I'd fall for a Golden Retriever.

They're sweethearts. :loveya:

[billyskank]

7. If I were to have a dog

I'd want a border collie. They're good looking and smart too.

[AirmensMom]

9. Oh, yes, they are.

We had a golden, so I'm a little partial. But boder collies are definitely cool!

[ceile]

11. I have a BC/Ger Shep mix

and she is dumb as dirt, but sweet as the day is long. I love her to bits.

[ceile]

10. A dog is a dog.

They're all cute in their own way. Kinda like men. :P

[KamaAina]

13. No Dogs Allowed.

Renting a shoebox in a condo unit.

If I did have one, it would be the small breed that often has tiger stripes and says "Meow" :-)

[HEyHEY]

16. Better yet - borrow someone's kid

When I take my nephew to the park women flock to him... and then when I say "I'm just the uncle... taking care of him so his mom and dad can have some time alone." It's almost like ya gotta beat em off with a stick.

[sweetheart]

8. Yoga class; ballroom dancing; dancing

Why do you think people take dance classes? :-)

[begin_within]

12. six letters:

c h u r c h

[KamaAina]

15. Been there, done that.

There are perhaps three or four regular female congregants under 50. One of them joyfully announced a few weeks ago that she's getting married in the fall. Yeesh.

[HEyHEY]

17. Go to a church with young adults groups

But beware, make sure the woman isn't too devout.

[KamaAina]

18. But see, then I'd have to go to one that makes me believe in something

and besides, the Religious Science church in question is but three blocks away; we all fit into a small office, 20 or 25 at most.

[HEyHEY]

19. Hmm

Yeah, plus, hanging out with a bunch of christians is creepy. I do it for my GF cause she likes to have someone close with her in church. But mostly I enjoy it from an academic perspective. And she knows that.