top 10 reasons men do want sex

[Haole Girl]

Well? :shrug:

[Mutley]

1. Because it's fun.

:D

I'm not a guy, by the way. I'm just guessing. ;)

[Haole Girl]

2. I think that would possibly be

in the top 10 (of course, I'm not a guy either)!

[HEyHEY]

3. Because for us it's easy.

[Haole Girl]

5. Well, I'm not sure I should get into that one

But, I'll take your word for it! :)

[ZombieNixon]

4. 1. It's fun

2. It's fun
3. It's fun
4. It's fun
5. It's fun
6. It's fun
7. It's fun
8. It's fun
9. It's fun
10. It's fun

:D

[ComerPerro]

33. According to my finacee,

men want sex because its intimate and an expression of love and...

I dunno, some other crap...

So, guess that's why

[miss_american_pie]

6. I thought those were "needs"

:hide:

[ZombieNixon]

7. No, the "needs" are because...umm...

blockage can occur otherwise. :scared:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

8. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:P

[Haole Girl]

9. Blockage?

Will you please explain? I wasn't aware of any blockage? You mean, like "writer's block"?













Something tells me I better add this....IBTL

[ZombieNixon]

14. AKA Getting "backed up"

Like a septic tank. x(

:hide:

[miss_american_pie]

10. I don't know about that

I've never heard of anyone dying from any "blockages." :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

13. Perhaps,

but it hurts like all fuck hell. x(

[Dukkha]

11. pass the time during long Internet downloads

my favorite reason

[Haole Girl]

12. Are you sure you're not talking about something else?

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

15. 10: To share loving affection with the person of our desire

9. Kissing
8. Caressing
7. Fondling
6. Sharing
5. It feels good
4. It feels good
3. It feels good
2. It feels good
1. It feels good

[Haole Girl]

19. Those seem more diverse

than most so far!

[Deja Q]

47. I'm a diverse sort of guy...

But still monogamous and VERY loving. (and it's better to prove than to say...)

[Fuzz]

16. Biological necessity

[Haole Girl]

20. I've heard that

[Fuzz]

24. The color 'blue' comes to mind

[Guava Jelly]

17. Ok

Because
1 It's fun
2 It's addictive
3 It's good exercise
4 It's the closest you can get to heaven on earth(with the right lady)
5 It is a great stress release
6 you get to please your lover
7 It's really fun
8 it's so really really fun
9 I need some action
10 look a puppy

[Haole Girl]

23. Thanks

Those sound like valid reasons, and original..so far, anyway. I can't believe this thread isn't locked!

[Xipe Totec]

18. What's reason got to do with it?

If you have to think about it, what good are you?

[Haole Girl]

25. Well, um...

I don't know, actually! :shrug:

It started out as a lame copycat, but now I'm rather interested in the results...scientifically speaking, of course.

[Xipe Totec]

27. Pretty darn good for a copycat!

If you must have a reason, then here's mine:

Having sex is as close as a man will ever get to a woman. And being a woman is as close as anyone can get to the Divine.

'nuff said.

[Haole Girl]

28. Thank you...and

your reason is pretty darn good:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. My dear Xipe Totec..........

That is just one gorgeous reason, sweetie.....

No wonder I like men!

I like how they think........among other things......:blush:

[Xipe Totec]

35. We're always thinking about what's important in the world

Women.

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

21. Easy

1) No football games are on
2) They are not hungry
3) Saw too many naughty pictures on the internet
4) Just saw Brokeback Mountain, need to prove something
5) Buddies at work were bragging about their weekend
6) SI's swimsuit edition came out
7) They're bored
8) Their team won their division
9) It's their birthday
10) Because it's there

[Aristus]

22. Because the female body is beautiful, and when you agree to

get naked and hold it against us, we like it. B-)

[Haole Girl]

26. Rather revealing, may I say, but true

:blush:

[hickman]

29. It's atavistic.

One of the reasons the human race has been so successful is because the male human sex drive is all day every day, 52 weeks a year. Female humans are fertile 12 months of the year. Impregnating a lot of females as often as possible is why the human race has survived for 3 million years. It may be obsolete, but it's still there. Monogamy is a choice, not a biological imperative.

[Haole Girl]

30. Had to look up atavistic, but it's

...good to learn new words, thanks. I probably knew that one about 20 years ago, but forgot it!

[WCGreen]

32. Sowing the seeds of love......

Oh, I was in my 80's pop mode....

Pretty much cause we have too....

Or else we will not be full filling our prime directive...

[LostInAnomie]

34. Because ejaculating is G-R-R-R-REAT!

:woohoo:

[Deja Q]

46. I will never be able to eat Frosted Flakes in quite the same light anymore

:wow:


(guess where he just had that hand?)

IBTL!

[idgiehkt]

49. roflmao

:rofl:

[Redstone]

36. Because if they don't, what kind of men are they?

(That applies to both hetero and homo, by the way.)

Redstone

[Taverner]

37. Opioids. Plain and simple

Beautiful things aren't they?

They have them in chocolate too :)

[Haole Girl]

38. This thread hasn't been locked yet?

:eyes:

[Skittles]

39. I'VE HAD IT WITH MEN

liked it too :D

[RetroLounge]

48. ...

:rofl:

RL

[filer]

40. I'm starting to worry about that "blockage" matter.

Better call a "professional".

[Haole Girl]

44. HA-ha-ha!

Yup, that one is still tucked away in the back of my mind for future reference. Or, until I find a health care professional to ask. :shrug:

[sendero]

41. Any serious attempt..

.. I could make at explaining that would just get deleted, perhaps even tombstoned.

Guys know, but we're not talking about it. :)

[cobalt1999]

42. Can't believe no one has said "to fall asleep" yet.

Greatest sleep aid a man can take!

I don't know why, but if I'm having trouble falling asleep, I'm snuggling up to my wife pretty quick.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

43. IBTL!

[Haole Girl]

45. Hey there.....where've you been?

We've missed you! :hi:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

50. Awwww

:blush: Thank you saying such a sweet thing! :hug:

I've been doing some volunteer work which has taken a lot out of me so I'm not online as much as I'd like.

[terrya]

51. Locking

sex thread