New New Have you ever dreamt to have a very hard penis during all process?

[NewWaveChick1981]

That was the subject line of the lovely spam I got in my inbox this morning. :rofl: :rofl: Here's the message:

"Good day! Would you like to please your lovely partner completely? Just take a look: ---- It’s the best thing you had ever seen! It’s absolutely true – just take one before start Don’t be afraid Increase your volume in just days"

Yes. Yes I would. :rofl: I would like to please my lovely partner completely during all process. :P

[av8rdave]

1. I think I'll pass on that...I'm too busy

collecting millions of dollars for helping that south African prince get his money out of the country.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Good for you. Those people really need a lot of help getting

their totally legitimate monetary transactions processed. :P :rofl:

[patcox2]

3. All your private parts are belong to us!

Make sexy time!

[BarenakedLady]

6. Orly?

http://ayborly.ytmnd.com/

:rofl:

[billyskank]

7. Yay!

My favourite Bare naked Lady! :bounce:

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

9. Yippee!

I thought I had frightened you away by admitting to my crush upon you.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5674928&mesg_id=5675254

:loveya:

[billyskank]

10. ....

:hug:

Frightened off? No fucking way :loveya:

:*

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. YA RLY

:rofl: :rofl: OMFG... :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :hi: I like make sexy time... :P

[billyskank]

17. You like make sexy time

so extent such that possess you conditioner of air for facility make cool fuck, no?

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. ROFLMAO!

:hi: :rofl: Yes. I possess.

[billyskank]

4. WTF

:wtf:

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. LOL!

:hi: :*

[billyskank]

19. Smooch...

:*

[Haole Girl]

5. Huh?

Huh? I read that three times. First the directions on furniture, now our spam is grammatically incorrect? What next? This outsourcing is getting out-of-control!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Don't I know it..

:rofl: :hi:

[LaurenG]

8. Ha! lol

I don't get that stuff. :rofl:




yet...:hide:

[billyskank]

11. I guess you don't go to the same sites that Chick does

;)


:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. Why billyskank, whatever do you mean?

O8)

[billyskank]

18. I'm not really sure

all I knows is, I don't get spam like that either...

;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. Just you wait...

:P :rofl:

[buddhamama]

20. hee hee

too funny. the guy's "process" wouldn't concern me as much as him actually falling for it.
especially with that poorly worded subject line. :)

[billyskank]

22. I was thinking.... "what process?"

I wouldn't want it like that during all process. Like shopping for groceries? Going to the bank?

No, I think I'll pass. :crazy: