Not-safe-for-work Bush joke

[jmowreader]

When GeeDubya was attending Andover, he got invited to a wild party with lots of booze, drugs and women of low moral character.

The next morning, Bush woke up to find a red ring around his penis.

This can't be good, thought our future installed leader, so he went to the doctor.

The doctor examined his member and prescribed a series of twelve doses of steroids injected into his penis at a cost of $1500.

That's worse, thought Bush, so he went to a second doctor. This one recommended immediate amputation.

That's even worse, so he went to a third doctor. This sawbones looked at Bush's abused pecker for ten seconds, then asked him, "this party you went to last night. Did you receive oral sex from a woman?"

Bush was all grinning. 'Yes I did!'

"And is this the first time you received oral sex from a woman?" Yes it was.

"Then, Mr. Bush, I can cure you for the $10 office call."

'But doctor. Why did the first one want to charge me $1500 for shots in my pecker, and the other want to cut it off?'

"Oh, they were just fuckin' with your head. They knew you were too stupid to realize there's just lipstick on your dick."

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I want to meet the woman who can do that and leave lipstick marks

only at the base.

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Ummm....

:evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

4. LOL!

That was the Perfect understated response. :rofl:

NewWaveChick1981, you are awesome! :hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Thanks, ThomCat..

:hi: :rofl: :evilgrin: You're pretty damn awesome yourself... :D

[Orrex]

3. There was that one woman who visited Fort Dix

After reapplying her makeup in the ladies' room she accidentally forgot her lipstick on the sink, but she remembered all the rest of her stuff.

Thereby she left her lipstick only at the base.

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nyuk nyuk nyuk

I gotta million of 'em!

:rofl:

[Orrex]

5. ...

On a recent visit to the UK, Bush accepted an invitation to dine with the family of a certain wealthy dignitary who shall remain nameless. The dinner was exquisite, and Bush was granted the seat of honor at the head of the table. The dignitary was seated opposite, while his son and daughter sat at one side of the table. The wife of the dignitary was not present however.

"Please forgive my wife's absence," said the dignitary. "She felt ill and had to rest. Her physician says that she has acute angina."

"I understand," said Bush. "She's got nice boobs, too."

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nyuk nyuk nyuk

I gotta million of 'em!

:rofl: