Hugs for HARUKA and her GAY COOTIES!!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

:hug:


:loveya:


You should let her tell you the story...its quite funny!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Thank you.

:hug:

:loveya:

Oh and check out NWC1981's twin thread because I asked you a question in it.

Okay guys, here's the story...

I just came home to stupid family shit. Not even my family, but rather the psychosis of my stepdad's ex-wife. Apparently, my prissy little stepbrother (13, almost 14) reported to her that I *gasp* not only was gay but I cursed in front of him. Anyway, I was supposed to go out to dinner with the family tonight, but now I'm home and scavenging for food because I'm not allowed to be around my stepbrother. Apparently, I'm giving him "the gay" and teaching him how to curse. This kid had gay cooties before I even met him. His favorite tv shows are "Will & Grace" & "Queer Eye," plus he's a little flamer himself. There is no way I am giving him gay cooties. He already had them. Loads of them.

[Haole Girl]

3. That's absurd

Step-parents! Grr....don't get me started.

Hang in there! :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. It's not even my stepdad. He thinks the whole thing is absurd.

It's his crazy ex-wife, who regularly tries to find new reasons to keep my stepbrother away from him or sue him for more money.

[Haole Girl]

11. Well, I'm glad to hear your step-father is cool

I just wish he had more influence over her! :pals:

[NewJeffCT]

13. Sorry to hear about your pain

The worst thing is, that no matter what happens... you'll be to blame. When he comes out of the closet in the future, it will be due to his exposure to your corrupting influence. Heck, anything bad that happens to him in the near future will be due to that.

[BikeWriter]

36. Been there, done that with psychotic exes. One tried to insinuate...

I'd somehow abused my step-daughter. I insisted she call the law, that the law required her to report ANY evidence she had. She backed off that crap real quick!

[Katina]

4. and all this time

I believed that gay cooties could only be passed WITHIN a given gender. Now I have to rethink everything... I hate your stepfather's ex...she has me totally confused!
:hi: :rofl:

[joneschick]

5. oh. good. lord.

:hug: should I laugh or send a care package? I don't know what's for dinner here though...I have a group interview @ 5:30. goody.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. I'll probably go get some pizza or sushi.

The choices in the house are cheese or cereal or instant mashed potatoes. We're not very domestic here.

[Guy Fawkes]

8. I know I shouldn't...

but I feel kinda bad for him. I mean- if you're not allowed around because you're gay... He has no where to go.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Well his straight sisters and his dad would be very supportive of him.

Apparently, only his crazy mom is concerned about the gay cooties.

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. How dare you...

:sarcasm: ...:rofl: :hi: I'll bet you even gave my brother "the gay" before you were born. :rofl: :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. I don't know if I could do it that far in advance, but that'd be quite a

skill.

Maybe you gave it to him. I hear bisexuals give off just as many gay cooties as gays.

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Hmmmm.. That's true...

...I'm older than he is, so I would have had time to do that. :) But that'd really be something if you could do it before you were born... :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. It'd be like in Star Wars instead of "The Force is strong in this one,"

it'd be...

"The Gay is strong in this one."

I'm going to go get my gay lightsaber out now.

[Guava Jelly]

28. I would like to hug Haruka..but I am Afraid

I...I may turn GAY...Gasp.
Will the ignorance ever end???
geesh!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Well, I wouldn't worry too much.

I have hugged straight DUers and to my knowledge, they are indeed still heterosexuals. And I hugged a straight friend at the poetry festival today. Wait a minute, she did once ask if I thought she'd make a good lesbian...and she does look like Alyson Hannigan...geez, I hope I gave her some cooties. I'm sure her fiance will understand.

[Guava Jelly]

42. I don't worry at all Haruka

Because if you hugged me..I sure wouldn't be thinking about guys.
I just wish people wern't such assholes.
love is love in my book.
Sorry you have to go through so much b.s.

[BikeWriter]

32. Dayum, it's catching?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Apparently.

It seems my stepbro is coming down with it.

[BikeWriter]

37. I'm sorry you're getting the credit or blame instead of his DNA.

[flvegan]

44. His gay cooties might have been dormant. You opened up the box

(Pandora's Box, that is).

Jesus, being gay and cursing in front of him? When does she head over to his school with a 12-gauge streetsweeper?

[Lady Freedom]

2. GROUP HUGGY!!!

:grouphug: :party: :bounce:

[idgiehkt]

7. you can give me gay cooties anytime...

sorry about that, that is really painful when family is that screwed up. Yep, sounds like a major case of projection there. Sorry they are being such jerks...he probably won't be able to stay in the closet much longer; it's probably better you stay away so they don't point fingers when he does come screaming out, lol.

:grouphug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. You already have gay cooties.

Yeah, the kid will have to come out sometime. Probably somwhere between the school play, community theatre, and theatre camp.

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

25. roflmao

you betcha.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Oh and I forgot choir.

Seriously though, it'll probably get pegged on me. When I was dragged out kicking and screaming, my mother blamed it on...get this...

My homophobic grandmother
My heterosexual 7th grade chem/history teacher
Ellen Degeneres
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
and possibly vegetarianism

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. i just dont understand why parents dont blame the obvious....

my gay genes made you gay dearest daughter...

that and chicks are hot...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Yeah, but that would be easy.

My mom is still reeling over the fact that yes, my cousin Toni's marriage didn't work out because Toni is a lesbian. In fact, this same lesbian trait then caused Toni to enter a domestic partnership with a writer of lesbian erotica and have a son together. *GASP* My mom seriously thought that partners meant tennis partners or something until she met the kid.

[idgiehkt]

40. 'tennis partners'?

:rofl:

I bet she can't watch John Wayne movies anymore now either, lol

[jonnyblitz]

12. ok...here is one..

:hug: and one for you :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Thanks Jonny

:hug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. thanks!

i think you may have gay cooties too....

[jonnyblitz]

18. since the 80's at least...

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. hey..did you get my pm?

[jonnyblitz]

43. yup.

as you probably know by now...

[Lady Freedom]

20. MORE HUGGIES!!!

:hug:

[miss_american_pie]

22. Okay

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. I totally need to hug Haruka

Because I can't afford a decorator. x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. ...

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. WØØt!

Okay, we're gonna knock out that wall... convert that to a bay window... do that end of the room in slates and that end in pastels...

[GOPisEvil]

35. Am I going to catch the gay just by reading this thread?

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. Maybe.

Be careful. Use some Purell afterwards.

[GOPisEvil]

41. Oh well...I suspect it's too late anyway.

Our badge-holders at the Texas Democratic Convention this year were sponsored by the Stonewall Democrats, and I shared a hotel room with an actual homosexual. I'm doomed. Even (p)Rick Santorum can't save me. I'll either be dressing more fashionably or redesigning my living room before you know it.

[BikeWriter]

45. Damn, you're cute!

Just kidding! :)

[bridgit]

46. oh her gay starz...

:spray:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. Actually...

me and the one with the queer duck have a strong disdain for each other.

[bridgit]

48. Oy!

sorry x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. It's okay.

He hasn't harassed me, or even been around for that matter, lately.

[bridgit]

51. yeah, i was wondering that not long ago this evening = where is that...

gay boy when you're wondering about him :shrug:

[Drum]

50. ...

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. Drum!

You're not killing this thread at least.

:hug:

[Drum]

53. Hey, "least" gets me through sometimes...

I'm traveling/working right now---just finishing a week in Lubbock TX and departing for 2 wks in Boston---so cannot hope to catch up or keep up with y'all. Still, wanted to check in and say hey. Good luck with la familia...they are really challenging huh? If we knew there was this lifelong price-tag on belonging to a family, might we consider other options? :shrug:

I'll sign on again from Beantown (wearin' my Yankees cap, natch!) tonight, when you'll probably have hundreds more posts for me to catch up with.

Be well, Haruka3_2000!
:hug:

[Briarius]

54. Wait, so what happens when you mix gay cooties and bi cooties?

I'm so confused! :crazy:

:hug: for you though haruka!