Why cant i get just one kiss?

[Guava Jelly]

Believe me,
Somethings I wouldn't miss
But I look at you pants and I need a kiss. (Violent Femmes "Add it up").

So i am bored!!
amuse me :)

[Aristus]

1. 'Cause I'm a man, babe.

But I'll give you a manly chuck on the shoulder, buddy. How's that?

[Guava Jelly]

2. I can dig that!!

and thanks..I Guess the Naughty Girls are Mia ..:)

[Aristus]

6. Their loss, man. They're missing...The Naughty Guys!

:smoke:

[reyd reid reed]

20. You gonna grunt, too...

a la Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor?

:shrug:

[Aristus]

31. I dunno, Triple R.

Do you like grunting? ;-)

[reyd reid reed]

41. Nah...that's something you manly types can have all to yourselves...

There are other sounds that I find more melodic.

;)

[Aristus]

63. Do tell.

B-)

[reyd reid reed]

66. Ah, but a lady

should never kiss and tell...

[Aristus]

69. Okay. How about just a kiss then?

:*

[reyd reid reed]

71. Pucker up...

*smooch*

[WhollyHeretic]

3. Here ya go

[Guava Jelly]

4. Not what i had in mind but thanks

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear GoPsUx!

This Naughty Girl is present and accounted for.......

Wish I could give you a real kiss.........

But the virtual one will just have to do.......MWAAA! :*

[Guava Jelly]

8. Thank you californiasexy :)

: :* :* :* :*

[miss_american_pie]

7. You know

I do have other things to do besides waiting around to kiss you. :D :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

12. I would never let one so intoxicating as miss_american_pie

Wait around for a kiss! Hell no!!! :loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

14. That's more like it

[Guava Jelly]

23. Oh if i were to be blessed with the gift of a kiss from Miss

...Gasp :loveya: It would be like an extra xmas :)

[miss_american_pie]

26. Christmas is my favorite holiday

[Guava Jelly]

29. If one so lovely as m_a_p were under my tree

It would be my favorite holiday also.
:) :loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

30. Under the tree

wrapped in a red ribbon. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

33. The ribbon could be any color

As long as the gift comes in a pie box! :evilgrin:
I hope santa is nice to me this year.
:)

[miss_american_pie]

34. Have you been a very good boy?

Or a very naughty one?

[Guava Jelly]

44. I am what i am..mesmerized..

Because being good all year is a small price to pay for a gift as wonderful as the beautiful Miss
under my tree

[miss_american_pie]

47. Think you could ask Santa

to get me a present? I haven't been very good. :D

[Guava Jelly]

52. I find that hard to believe..miss pie is always good!!!

And when she's bad....she's better.
:evilgrin: :loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

54. Thank you darling

:loveya: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

58. Thank you!

For just being you!! Because you know i just diggs me some pie :)
:loveya:
And just

[miss_american_pie]

59. Oh gosh

:blush:

[Aristus]

15. Yeah, like kiss me!

:*

B-)

[miss_american_pie]

18. Oooh

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Why can't I get just one screw?

Why can't I get just one screw?
Believe me I know what to do
But something won't let me make love to you

[Guava Jelly]

13. Why can't I get just one fu_k?

Why can't I get just one fu_k?
I guess it's got something to do with luck
But I've waited my whole life for just one

[dpbrown]

84. Day....after day....

I get angry
And I will say
That the day
Is in my sight
When I'll take a bow
And say goodnight

[Haole Girl]

10. Here you go...

[Guava Jelly]

16. awwwwwwwwwwwww thanks

:blush:

[Deja Q]

11. Sorry, but I can't assist...

Only a woman can satisfy me these days.

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Hypno? Honey? You want us girls now?

:woohoo:


Yesss!

The Aspies are turning!


:7


Sorry baby, you know I love you! I'm just giddy with the news and I couldn't resist.


:bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

24. OMG, I must say I LOVE YOU BOTH.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: They broke the mold when they made you.

[Deja Q]

32. And I've got the pictures to prove it!

:spray:

[Sugar Smack]

35. BWAAAAHAHA!

Love it. :rofl:

[hotforteacher]

39. What's this I hear?

Is Mohammed coming to the other side of the mountain?

*takes a slug of cider*

If we fail in meeting for Chinese, perhaps you might consider having Czech?

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

42. Emphatically, I say 'yes'!

Nothing more fun than a Czech buffet if the Asian restaurant is full...

:evilgrin:

[hotforteacher]

49. The perogie jokes are swelling, but I will resist...

...although I cannot say with great confidence that I could resist much else at this point.

;)

[Guava Jelly]

46. :)

smooooooches :blush:

[Sugar Smack]

50. Smooches to you, boo!

:*

[Guava Jelly]

53. those are very sexy lips..

just fyi..
:)

[Sugar Smack]

57. Thank you!

I look a little like I'm curling my lip but the rest of me is smiling. :*

[Deja Q]

40. Thank you!

It's a long and multi-faceted story, but it's not really as much a 'choice' issue as people on either side would make it to be...


BTW, you've got the emoticon wrong:

It's not
:bounce:


It's
:bounce:
:rofl:


:D

[reyd reid reed]

17. Because 'just one kiss'...

Leads to all kinds of *ahem* other stuff. It's like Lay's.

[RetroLounge]

21. Never could eat just one...

:evilgrin:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

38. *thud*

:loveya:

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

45. Am I going to need to kiss you all better?

Show me where it hurts...

:loveya:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

56. A kiss

always makes it better. If you want to start at the top I'll be sure to let you know when...

*ahem*

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

60. You won't need to say "when"

I'll know...

:hug:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

65. Hmmmmmm

Y'think?


:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

67. It's a theory in need of a test

You know?

:hi:

:loveya:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

68. Now that you mention it,

I've always kind of liked tests....particularly when it's a subject I enjoy.

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

70. Well, I'm going to crawl into my bed now and study

for this test...

:loveya:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

72. Cowboy jammies

and leopard print and a good book?

*sigh*

G'night.

[Guava Jelly]

25. I sure can't get enough of triple R!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How ya doing :)

[reyd reid reed]

43. Couldn't be better, hon

:hug:

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

55. I couldn't either

:hug: :loveya:
And just :)
Gasp...

[Dangerously Amused]

22. You rang?

Fresh hot kisses, and lots of 'em, delivered right to your thread:

[Guava Jelly]

28. What i dont get the kissy lip picture?

And to think i posted a llama for you...
:(
:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

51. Anything for you, babe

... anything for you.






:7

[Guava Jelly]

61. Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you D_A
I am so gratified

[Dangerously Amused]

64. Awwww...

My Gene and my llamas.


:loveya:


You sure know how to win a girl's heart.


:7

[Guava Jelly]

73. I figure if i can win your heart...Maybe i can convince you to give me

back mine :loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

77. :: ahem ::

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

82. Million kisses for the sexy short writer guy, you bet!

Or would you prefer jello wrestling?





Or maybe just a snack?




:7

[Wetzelbill]

83. I might be able to handle all three

:)

[idgiehkt]

27. anyone who quotes my favorite song by the Femmes

will get more than just one kiss...

:9

"Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
Can I mix in with your affairs?
Share a smoke, Make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
Words to memorize, words hypnotize
Words make my mouth exercise.
Words all fail the magic prize
Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs

Oh my my my my my mo my mother
I would love to love you lover
City's restless
It's ready to pounce
Here in your bed from ounce to ounce
Sayin' oh my my my my my mo my mother
I would love to love you lover
The city's restless
It's ready to pounce
Here in your bed from ounce to ounce

I've given you a decision to make
Things to lose, things to take
Just as she's about ready to cut it up
She says
Wait a minute honey I'm gonna add it up...

just had to quote those delicious lyrics.

[Guava Jelly]

36. It is a cool tune!

My favorite tune by the femmes is kiss off
iolent Femmes - Kiss Off Lyrics

I need someone

a person to talk to

someone who'd care to love

could it be you

could it be yo-ou

the situation gets rough,

and I start to panic

it's not enough

it's just a habit

and, kid, you're sick

darling this is it

well you can all just kiss off into to the air

behind my back

I can see that stare

they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind

they'll hurt me bad they do it all the time

yea yea

yea they do it all the time

yea yea

they do it all the time

yea yea

they do it all the time

do it all the time

they do it all the time

do it all the time

they do it all the time

do it all the time



I hope you know that this will go down on your permenent
record

oh yea

well don't get so distressed

did I happen to meantion that i'm impressed



I take one one one cause you left me and

two two two for my family and

three three three for my heartache and

four four four for my headaches and

five five five for my lonely and

six six six for my sorrow and

seven seven for no tomorrow and

eight eight I forget what eight was for and

nine nine nine for the lost gods

ten ten ten ten for everything everything everything



well you can all just kiss off into to the air

behind my back

I can see that stare

they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind

they'll hurt me bad they do it all the time

yea yea

yea they do it all the time

yea yea

yea they do it all the time

do it all the time

do it all the time

do it all the time

do it all the time

do it all the time

time time time time

timetimetimetimetimetimetimetime

do it all the time

[idgiehkt]

37. yep

blister in the sun and prove my love are great too.

but Add it Up just does something for me...

[Guava Jelly]

48. Yea it does

I crank it up everytime it comes on the radio.
:)

[TOhioLiberal]

62. Hey homie!

Pucker up!

[Guava Jelly]

74. good morning sorry i missed this last night

And Thanks :)
:*

[Robeson]

75. Though you seem like a nice individual, you're just not my...

...type...}(

[Guava Jelly]

76. The whole being a guy thing ruins it hugh

:rofl:
Here is a manly handshake

[BarenakedLady]

78. Why can't I get just one screw

Why can't I get just one screw
Believe me I know what to do...

[Guava Jelly]

80. thank you barenakedlady

what very nice lips you have
:blush:
and thank you for showing most of your mug :)

[Mutley]

79. Looks like you got plenty

One more won't hurt.

:*

[Guava Jelly]

81. Specially from a founding member of the naughty girls