Alexander the Great, Ethelred the Unready; What's GWB the _____?

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Alexander the Great, Ethelred the Unready; What's GWB the _____?

I'm trying to do this without obscenities just for the challenge of it; do not feel that you need to be so constrained in your replies (assuming there are any)

I appreciate that this is a liitle too political for the Lounge, but I'm at least trying to go for laughs. That's always difficult in a country getting ever darker and particularly so tonight, but I'm trying. Feel free to alert if it bothers you.

[MrScorpio]

1. "Gevangene" is Dutch for prisoner

Just so you know

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Thanks, I got it changed just under the edit window wire

(not that anybody cares, but still:))

[Aristus]

2. Here's Baroque for you:

George W. Bush, The Intergalactic Carnival Freak-Show Barker And Untalented Useless Oxygen Thief Of A Failed Businessman And Cowardly Vietnam-Era Armchair Warrior.

Textbook writers of the future may want to shorten it a bit to save costs, but it'll mean being less than honest.

[Bossy Monkey]

4. I generally go with "useless shitweasel" which seems to capture it pretty

well, too.

[MrCoffee]

20. hear hear! useless shitweasel is perfect!

[LaraMN]

3. The Deciderest.

[baldguy]

6. Bush the Torturer

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. How about going with an historical precedent...

and calling him "George the Simple"?

[Flaxbee]

16. and/or George the Feeble

feeble is such a good insult...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Festering Hemorrhoid.

[Bossy Monkey]

9. Unfair to hemorrhoids

:P

[VeggieTart]

13. No, because he's a perfect asshole n/t

[terrya]

10. George the Inquisitor

Why do my thoughts run to Torquemada today?

[BreweryYardRat]

11. ...Incompetent Evil Fucksock.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

12. George the Uncomplicated

[VeggieTart]

14. George the Criminal says it nicely n/t

[mwdem]

15. You forgot Turd.

'nuff said.

[Bossy Monkey]

17. Or Whistleass, for that matter n/t

[wildhorses]

18. Bush The Unenlightened

:shrug:

[AzDar]

19. 'Bush The Lesser' works for me...failing that, Fuckstick is good.

[acmavm]

21. The UnHinged

[bif]

22. Coke-addled Frat boy. Or the Unsteady

[bif]

23. George the Simple.

[philosophie_en_rose]

24. morally constipated.

:shrug:

or , of course, the dumberer

[Book Lover]

25. George the Fourth

works so well, even if it is unfair to both Kings George III and IV.

[av8rdave]

26. George the Unread

[Vidar]

27. The Great Pretender.

[Writer]

28. George the Giant Douche n/t