CAPTION Arnold as he shares his Hanukkah joy with the children

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

"Happy Jewish Holiday, little girl! Here is some candee to show how much I love little Jewish girls! I mean... I'm not into little girls... I love vimen! I mean... I don't love vimen too much...I love my vife!...Oh this is so hard, this politics...."



California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) hands out candy to four-year-old Naomi Amos, from Woodland California, at the 10th annual Menorah Lighting Ceremony on the west steps of the State Capitol in Sacramento, California, December 19, 2003. Hanukkah begins December 20. REUTERS/Ken James

[jimbo fett]

1. My father turned your grandfather into a lampshade. Happy Channukah!!!

[Interrobang]

4. Owww...

Damn... Good one!

[Dogmudgeon]

2. OK, little girl

"OK, This is what we are going to do for you in Colly-fornya. We are going to waste as much money as we can. Then we are going to blame Gray Davis for everything. And then we are going to make you pay very high taxes when you become a big girl and start to work. Maybe there will even be some jobs that will pay you well enough to pay for food and a safe place to live when you are grown up."

--bkl

[wysimdnwyg]

3. Hey, you look kind of dark-skinned

Are you from Mexico? Hey, Frank, I got another Mexican here. Get her family and have them sent back to where they came from.

Little girl: But I was born in Tahoe!

[KensPen]

5. Like taking candy from a baby

ha ha ha dats a good one.

[Neshanic]

6. Tiny person, show zem zis badge, the SS vill not harm yous.

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. Crom!

Little girl, do you know the riddle of steel?

[cosmicdot]

8. when you see your friends, tell them about the size of my menorah

[BiggJawn]

9. "Gov'ner Groper, is it TRUE what my daddy says about daddy?"

"That he was a nutsy or whatever an...An....An....I ferget..."

"Gut! It iss gut dat yoo fergett dat..."

[peekaloo]

10. Say it wid me, "Joy Division"

it's vere we divide all the joy for the liddle gurls.