Just so you know - The Rapture Index is 156 this morning.

[leftyladyfrommo]

That is very high. It is labeled "Fasten Your Seatbelts."

I just thought I should warn people about this. Those ratured people will be a major road hazard if they abandon their vehicles in the middle of rush hour traffic.

I still haven't found the answer to this important question - do you get raptured with or without your clothes.

Oh, and this is very important. If the Democrats win in November then we will pull out of Iraq with our tail between our legs - and the US will not be a player in the End Times. So is that bad or good?

I don't know about other people but I am really having problems trying to follow this logic.

[zanne]

1. You will be raptured fully clothed.

Wear clean underwear.

[spinbaby]

2. Sturdy Christian underwear, of course.

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[leftyladyfrommo]

3. Oh, that is such a relief.

What if you get caught in the shower? Or on the pot?

Do you get a five minute warning so you can get dressed?

[zanne]

4. Transport takes time.

You'll have plenty of time to pull up your pants.

[leftyladyfrommo]

6. I don't know what I am worried about - I'm not going.

Even if I get invited I'm not going. I want to go where all the fun people go.

[LSK]

5. well thats no fun!!!!

What a ripoff!