I have to sell hot dogs tomorrow. What do I wear?

[LaraMN]

:rofl:

My husband says a bikini is the appropriate attire, however the fifty degree temp. high, and my dignity won't allow that to happen.

There is NOTHING in the world that could possibly top spending my Saturday afternoon outside of the Wal-Mart Supercenter, whoring hotdogs for a preschoool fundraiser!

Try not to let your envy sting too badly.

:rofl:

[BrotherBuzz]

1. Something yellow?

Or just something that screams retro...

[peekaloo]

2. Bun warmers!

you should relish the opportunity!

:hide:

[Drum]

3. Why, this...what else?

Gotta keep yer buns warm, right?

[LaraMN]

7. Shit. My buns are all soggy.

They'll never dry in time for tomorrow!
:P

[speedoo]

4. Yellow. Definitely yellow.

http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l75/inthemaking_wtj/?action=view¤t=TomGreenShow-TheMustardInspector.flv

[Deep13]

5. PRESCHOOL fundraiser?

For what? Are they out of -- um -- um -- shit, what the hell do preschoolers even do, anyway?

[LaraMN]

6. I'm not exactly sure what their expenses are,

but I guess the tuition they take in doesn't cover everything. They have several fundraisers, request classroom (parent) volunteers every day, and generally require alot of involvement; hence, my short-term solicitation responsibilities.