1935 - Happy Birthday to Jerry Lee Lewis. 13 years later, to the day, Jerry Lee marries 3 month old Tammy Sue Johnson. Tammy Sue files for divorce the following week stating "irreconcilable differences" and is rewarded Jerry Lee's beer can collection, cap pistol and two shiny new nickels in the divorce settlement.
Happy birthday also to Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad (1948). Farner also goes by the name "that shitty guitar playin' dude with no shirt".
2003 - City officials in St. Petersburg, Fla., pass a law banning public suicides after rock band Hell on Earth reveal a fan will kill himself during a concert to be Webcast in October. So far the ban has been successful, there has not been one arrest.
1967 - Drummer Mickey Hart joins the Grateful Dead. 1968 - Jerry Garcia asks, "Is that a new drummer man?"
19600 - Chubby Checker performs "The Twist" on "American Bandstand." Chubby will follow up the song with "Let's Twist Again", "Slow Twistin'", "Twist It Up", "Let's Twist Again Again", "Slow Twistin' Fast", "Slow Twistin' Faster", "Twist a fat one", "Let's play Twister", "Did you see the movie "Twister?" and "Limbo Rock".
1977 - James Brown's band, complaining that the Hardest-Working Man in Show Business has been underpaying them, walk out on him in Hallendale, Florida. Brown releases this statement "Free-basing ain't cheap dammit!".
1986 - A line of Michael Jackson children's clothes is launched at the Palladium nightclub in New York. Do I really need to go there?
1976 - Boy George expelled from school. School superintendent comments "George was warned three times that stiletto heals are strictly forbidden during school hours".
2005 - Kanye West's "Gold Digger" tops the U.S. singles chart for a fourth week. Kanye exclaims "I fucking rich bitch!"
2004 - U2's singer Bono addresses the Labour Party Conference in Brighton, England. He tells the delegates to "get real" about AIDS and world poverty. Bono then takes his limousine to his private jet, flies to Paris in time for dinner of Beluga caviar, moose tar tar and washes it down with a few bottles of Krug Clos du Mesnil.
And a happy birthday (1968) to twin brothers Luke & Matt Goss of the band Bros. This beckons the question "Who the hell is that" and also gives us all twice as much reason not to give a shit.
And finally, in 1963 - The Rolling Stones start their 1st tour opening for Bo Diddley and Everly Bros. This is said to be the last tour Keith will ever remember.