I have discovered the best feeling life has to offer.

[LeftyMom]

Some people think it's falling in love, or holding your baby for the first time. It's not.

You know that feeling you get when the cop who has rode your bumper for the past two miles pulls out and goes around you? Nothing beats that, it's just shorter than some of life's other highs.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Yep, especially if you have contraband in the car.

[ThomCat]

5. How would you know?

You'd never have anything that could be considered contraband. Surely not you. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Nope, it's not like a spent a couple years as a successful enterprenuer

or anything, providing pick-me-ups to desperate housewives.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear LeftyMom!

Ohhhhhh baby.......good for you!

That is such a good feeling....I know, since I've been there too!

Let's just call it: The best feeling you can have...in public!

:rofl:

[petronius]

3. May I suggest, that a slightly better feeling than what you describe

is when you pass that same cop two miles later with a pulled-over W-decaled SUV...

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. And the SUV has Illinois plates and it's the same FIB that passed

you going 130 mph on the shoulder in the construction zone a few miles back and the bottles they threw from their car, because they think Wisconsin is a garbage bin, hit your windshield.

[rug]

4. You'r going to fail your Human Sexuality course.

[Fuzz]

6. Then you haven't tried crack

Cocaine. It's a hell of a drug.

:sarcasm:

[bridgit]

7. pft-bhwahaha = preee-cisely...

:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[billyskank]

9. Holy shit that was a time

I was riding with a fairly disreputable friend (don't know him any more) in his car, and a police car was behind us. Suddenly its lights came on (it was night) so we both thought "oh shit" since we had about 20 Es with us. The rozzers sped up, overtook us, and blasted off down the road.

:blush:

[cwydro]

10. gotta agree

all the way!

[LaraMN]

11. An experience rivaled only by the sweet relief of a

negative home pregnancy test.
:P

[av8rdave]

12. There is better than that, but I don't want to get the thread locked

[calico1]

13. What about when you have some idiot riding

your bumper, then passing you on the wrong side of the road and cutting other drivers off and speeding then a cop pulls them over and you drive by and can look at them all pissed off? Ahh....that is indeed a wonderful feeling.

[Jamastiene]

15. I had one do that to me today too.

When I got home, I was careful to turn my turn signal on too. Normally, if no one else is right behind me at the time, I will skip the signal. If someone is behind me far enough, I will skip it then too. Today though, this cop followed me all the way from highway 74 to home. I had to turn about 3 times, but the roads were long. He made me sort of paranoid, because my new tags haven't come yet and the current ones expire at the end of September. I sent the money off ages ago it seems and they are late with them this time. I fear I will have to pay twice. I hate government run "you gotta pay or go to jail" type things. If they fuck up, you gotta pay twice and not argue because they believe they are never wrong. Meh. :shrug:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

16. Oddly, that very thing happened to me just today.

I was going just a wee bit faster than posted, then slowed down to get onto the off ramp. I looked up to see a Dallas cop doing that ol' tailgate thang on me. I thought sure I was a rendition fer sure, but he only followed me about a mile before we passed a donut shop and he lost interest in me.

It's all true except the donut shop. :evilgrin: