Too much caffeine, can't sleep, ask me anything...

[Haole Girl]

Go ahead! I'll even answer it.

[Cygnusx2112]

1. WHY

Does this bunny have a pancake on its head?

[Haole Girl]

2. Animal abuse

For the sake of human entertainment. Not the answer you were probably hoping for, though.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. If I thought one of my bunnies would sit still long enough for a photo.

I'd totally put a pancake on one of their heads. But no, they'd probably hop around and then Elfie would try to eat it, because she's the fatass bunny.

[Haole Girl]

9. Yeah

I've never known bunnies to sit around for anything! Well, except a quick nibble of lettuce, maybe!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Or to get their asses bitten by a kitten...

But Elfie, the fatass, prefers to charge them.

[Haole Girl]

18. ROLFMAO!

Ouch! Did that hurt, I wonder?

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Darwin seemed very "dude, what the fuck?" about it.

The kitten (only a visitor) didn't break the skin or anything. My rabbits aren't freaked out by cats because we have four grown ones, so having a cat around that was on par with them sizewise was amusing. They spent the night chasing each other back and forth.

[Cygnusx2112]

16. LOL...

<self delete>

[IChing]

3. If Barbie is so popular

why do you have to buy her friends? ...

[Haole Girl]

5. Barbie is popular because society says she is beautiful

Society lies. And, Mattel hypnotized the masses into buying her friends with subliminal advertising. Hell, I don't know!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. From a coffee & iced tea?

[Haole Girl]

7. When you buy a large iced tea at Dickey's Barbecue Pit

You may as well be drinking one of these (with iced tea in it):

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Haha...like the large iced coffee at Tim Horton's.

I call it the Bucket O' Coffee.

[IChing]

8. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

[Haole Girl]

10. Yes

But only with a great deal of self discipline! I don't care what the experts say.

[IChing]

11. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

[Haole Girl]

13. Well, I guess you'd have only 7 lives left!

For cats, anyway! ;-)

[file83]

12. What would you rather wish for, the Earth to stop spinning, or gravity to

stop working? And why?

[Haole Girl]

15. I'd like the earth to stop spinning....for just a little while..

..during the daylight hours. That way, I could get a little more sunshine! :)

But, not for too long or we'd all burn up...I think. I am not a scientist, though.

[file83]

23. Good answer!! Because if you said no gravity - then we'd all fly off into

space...BUMMER for everyone.

[Ptah]

17. Horse drawn?

[Haole Girl]

19. No

[IChing]

21. How is it possible to have a civil war?

[Haole Girl]

24. Allow George W. Bush to invade Iraq.

Too easy.

[IChing]

27. So war can be civil? I thought war was hell?

[Haole Girl]

28. Good point.

:hi:

[otherlander]

22. Why don't I go to bed now?

[Haole Girl]

26. Maybe you're not sleepy.....or, you don't want to....or,

you didn't put the sheets on the bed yet! ;-)

[Floogeldy]

29. What is your husband doing right now?

:)

[Haole Girl]

30. Snoring!

:boring:

[Floogeldy]

37. I'm jealous of him.

;)

[Haole Girl]

40. Well, why don't you go to bed, in your own bed....

...you can't have my husband!

[gkdmaths]

50. Where's the darned

A/C?

Im sweatin' over here! (really)

[Haole Girl]

52. Here...

[gkdmaths]

56. Oh, thats nice!

Its been in the 80's here and they've turned the A/C off at work for the year. We all get a little ripe after a long, long day.

:evilfrown:

[Guy Fawkes]

31. Red, blue, and yellow jello...

can I make black?

[Haole Girl]

33. This is just a guess, but.....no

wouldn't that be purple?

[Guy Fawkes]

35. ... It does appear pretty black.

:)

[Haole Girl]

42. Thanks. I'll try it...maybe for Halloween!

:hi:

[EFerrari]

43. Blue and red would be purple. Purple and yellow would

be brown.

Brown jello? :shrug:

[EFerrari]

32. I need a name for a little girl that will look like this next week:

[Haole Girl]

36. How about...

Mandy!

She just looks like a Mandy....if you can't think of anything better, of course! :hi:

[EFerrari]

39. Do you want me to go around with a Barry Manilow EARWORM

for the next 14 years?


lol

:)

[Haole Girl]

41. LOL

I forgot about that. Sorry. Sunny is always a nice name for a Golden dog...but not as original as Mandy! ;-)

[IChing]

34. Why do they call it a "TV set"

when you only get one?

[Haole Girl]

38. Something to do with dual parts

My husband, the Scientist, is asleep...otherwise I'd ask him what the dual parts are/were. Sorry, I never claimed to know everything!

[EFerrari]

44. Maybe because before integrated circuit, you needed

all those tubes? A set of tubes? We should either wake him up or call a plumber.

lol

[Haole Girl]

45. I found this on yahoo:

The term "TV set" is from back in the day when televisions were multi piece machines, with the actual TV and the separate antenna being 2 parts.



Sounds good to me!

[EFerrari]

46. Interesting. Yahoo! is better than a plumber.

[Haole Girl]

47. The internet is great. Speaking of research.....

...here are some puppy names: http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/names/

That sweet little dog could be a "Maggie"!
Unfortunately, it is not original at all.

With my cats, I waited until I got to know them a little while before naming them. That's how I named them "Bear," and "Munchkin."

[Haole Girl]

48. Going to bed soon.....any other questions?

:hi:

[gkdmaths]

49. would you like some

ketamine or phenobarb?

first one's free.

:hide:

[Haole Girl]

51. No, thanks

I can't do drugs. Look what some iced tea and coffee did to me!

[gkdmaths]

54. But all the cool kids are doing it

Oh well, its for my dog anyway. I cant certify its purity or appropriatness for human consumption.

try sheep. They're safer than barbituates and horse tranquilizers anyway.

:7

[reyd reid reed]

53. How is it possible to get too much caffiene?

I just...I dunno.

:shrug:

:pours another cup of coffee:

[Haole Girl]

55. I have no idea, but it seems to have happened

I guess there is a first time for everything. :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

57. Well we'll have to make a note of it

and then try and replicate the conditions and see if we can isolate the culprit. Maybe just a momentary lapse in your resistance or tolerance levels.

Never fear...we'll get to the bottom of it.